Joe Shmoe
Vancouver, Canada
We almost made it…
Today, I really really needed to poop. I held it hard. I held it really hard. I pooped my pants. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ym
United States
Leaked
Today, at the ripe age of 29, I pooped my pants. It was a little diarrhea and I had expected it to be a fart, so I quickly had to grab my shorts, waddling to the bathroom, commando. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Better safe than sorry
Today, I thought I was going to shit myself at work. I speed-walked all the way to the bathroom clenching for dear life. Barely got my pants down while simultaneously sitting and unleashing. After all that, it was just a gigantic fart. FML
Anonymous
Pushing the envelope
Today, I was constipated and strained so hard that I threw up into my pants and all over my shoes. I was at work, and no, I didn’t have a change of clothes. FML
PeedMom
Cedar Bluff, United States
Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML
Anonymous
United States
New pariah just dropped
Today, I had such an intense stomach ache I couldn’t even stand up. I ended up shitting my pants. I’m 13. FML
Crappy circumstances
Rememberance Day special
Today, I had to shit worse than I thought possible at work. I left my desk and hurried towards the bathroom, dropping trou as soon as the door closed. I then tripped over my pant leg, hit my head on the toilet, and came to some minutes later with my ass spewing diarrhea like a volcano. FML
dumblonde76
Jackson, United States
Poot
Today, I had a rumble in my tummy whilst picking up groceries. I tried to let out a little poot, but ended up shitting in my pants. I had to leave without the groceries. FML
Anonymous
Elverson, United States
Help
Today, I had to poop, but as I sat down, it wouldn't come out. After about 10 minutes I realized I needed help. The only help I could get was my mother, who couldn't stop laughing at the sweat and faces I made. I still hurt. FML
Anonymous
Saint-laurent, Canada
Today, I've been chronically constipated so long that I was actually grateful for the sudden blast of diarrhea that ruined my pants. FML
Peepants
Huntsville, United States
Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML
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Pyrocrashe 12
you might find, that though very few woukd ever admit to it, you are not nearly as alone as you think...take comfort friend.
PuppiesKisses 19
My husband once pooped his pants while up on a ladder, installing an old womans direct tv.
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Pyrocrashe 12
you might find, that though very few woukd ever admit to it, you are not nearly as alone as you think...take comfort friend.
PuppiesKisses 19
My husband once pooped his pants while up on a ladder, installing an old womans direct tv.