Today, I was sitting at the computer browsing various websites. In my attempt to scoot the chair forward, I hit my knee against the desk that my computer was on, and ended up breaking it. I literally broke my knee sitting on my ass. FML
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Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML
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Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML
Today, I was doing some yard work when I decided to take a short break. The camping chair which I keep on my porch gave way. The end result was my ass was on the ground. FML
Today, as I was taking the garbage out, I tripped over my own feet, causing my knee to dislocate in such a way that it shattered the back of my kneecap and fractured my femur. I guess I won't be taking the garbage out again anytime soon. FML
Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML
Today, I went to sit on my bed in the pitch black and I somehow completely misjudged where I was standing in the room, so I missed the bed entirely and sat down on thin air. With nothing to stop me falling, I landed full bore on my ass and felt my coccyx snap. FML
Today, I stood up at my desk and fell. I landed on the arm of my desk chair. There was a loud crack when the plastic in the chair broke. My co-workers heard. They didn't come to check on me because I didn't scream. FML
Today, I was sitting using my laptop, while eating a bag of Starbursts. The bag slid off the bed, so I went to catch it and in the process my knee hit my laptop, which flew off the bed onto the wooden floor, and shattered. I broke my laptop to save 11 Starbursts from falling. FML
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22Marie22 0
What kind of various websites were you browsing?
iAmScrubs 19
Clubpenguin is where it is at these days.
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Comments (173)
clarkie007 0
pretty sure it's not possible to create the amount of force it would take to break your knee, you would have had to have 15 pounds of pressure to break ur knee cap over an area of less then 2 inches which would be equivalent to a hell of alot more then anyone is capable of
some1azn 0
Did you know if you didn't have knees, you wouldn't be able to sit down?
Suddenly 0
is it soft or heavy duty
AJG1997 0
idk what to think--
sanchezking 0
he was jerking off, his mom walked in, he jumped up from the chair. and his knee smashed into the desk. is that so hard to believe?
sanchezking 0
he was jerking off, his mom walked in, he jumped up from the chair. and his knee smashed into the desk. is that so hard to believe?
Sarababyyy94 0
hmm I think them "various websites" (wink wink) made you little excited eh?!
sanchezking 0
look at my comment above
smartalek 2
wow this said scotch before. they fixed it.
GTRspecV 0
drink more milk fool!
SirWrangler 5
Must have been a pretty hardcore desk because, unless I'm wrong, knees are pretty tough....