Health: Today, I was sitting at the computer browsing various websites....

By Charles - 21/06/2011 16:59 - United States

Today, I was sitting at the computer browsing various websites. In my attempt to scoot the chair forward, I hit my knee against the desk that my computer was on, and ended up breaking it. I literally broke my knee sitting on my ass. FML

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By fatass - 19/02/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML

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Today, I was cleaning my room and set my burnt out light bulb on my computer chair without any second thought. Later, I sat on the chair, the light bulb shattered and I got a huge gash on my butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2019 20:03

Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML

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Today, as I was taking the garbage out, I tripped over my own feet, causing my knee to dislocate in such a way that it shattered the back of my kneecap and fractured my femur. I guess I won't be taking the garbage out again anytime soon. FML

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Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2025 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to sit on my bed in the pitch black and I somehow completely misjudged where I was standing in the room, so I missed the bed entirely and sat down on thin air. With nothing to stop me falling, I landed full bore on my ass and felt my coccyx snap. FML

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By lowly101 - 09/08/2016 19:15

Today, I stood up at my desk and fell. I landed on the arm of my desk chair. There was a loud crack when the plastic in the chair broke. My co-workers heard. They didn't come to check on me because I didn't scream. FML

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By MYLIFESUX - 12/04/2009 06:50 - United States

Today, I was sitting using my laptop, while eating a bag of Starbursts. The bag slid off the bed, so I went to catch it and in the process my knee hit my laptop, which flew off the bed onto the wooden floor, and shattered. I broke my laptop to save 11 Starbursts from falling. FML

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By alsayslegit - 25/05/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML

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22Marie22 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 23:47

What kind of various websites were you browsing?

iAmScrubs 19

Tuesday 21 June 2011 23:53

Clubpenguin is where it is at these days.

Comments

OCDC 9

Wednesday 22 June 2011 4:55

He was scooting his dick back and forth.

EvanAGD 7

Wednesday 22 June 2011 4:59

that must be a bad ass story you gotta tell

flyboy96 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 5:02

You need more calcium... Drink lots of milk!! :D

xXwolflegionXx 8

Wednesday 22 June 2011 5:10

just like it takes skill to trip over a flat surface. You sir, have gone past that skill.

Felix_Felicis15 8

Wednesday 22 June 2011 5:19

2, your picture is awesome. I love V For Vendetta. :)

somerandomdude19 2

Wednesday 22 June 2011 5:29

you were obviously watching **** op -___-

jrmelon91 4

Wednesday 22 June 2011 5:30

You broke your knee by bumping it against the desk while adjusting your position?? You must be a complete pussy.

gizmo92 6

Wednesday 6 March 2013 2:51

I use to be an adventurer like you but then I took a computer to the knee

CateriusV 11

Wednesday 28 January 2015 16:34

Is it even physically possible to scoot forward at a desk with enough force to break your knee?

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