Today, I was sitting at the computer browsing various websites. In my attempt to scoot the chair forward, I hit my knee against the desk that my computer was on, and ended up breaking it. I literally broke my knee sitting on my ass. FML
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Today, I stood up at my desk and fell. I landed on the arm of my desk chair. There was a loud crack when the plastic in the chair broke. My co-workers heard. They didn't come to check on me because I didn't scream. FML
Today, I was sitting using my laptop, while eating a bag of Starbursts. The bag slid off the bed, so I went to catch it and in the process my knee hit my laptop, which flew off the bed onto the wooden floor, and shattered. I broke my laptop to save 11 Starbursts from falling. FML
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22Marie22 0
What kind of various websites were you browsing?
iAmScrubs 19
Clubpenguin is where it is at these days.
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Comments (173)
NinjaWithSwag 0
****, sounds alot of pain right there.
WCARlover 35
wow that must be one sturdy desk
FLASHOOM 0
That takes a lot of talent
sportsmaniak13 3
lolz
Acadania 0
you're a retard
mismonroe 0
I love this.
gertyygirly 4
who says scotch to say sliding their chair forward? I have never heard of that...
gertyygirly 4
ohhhh scootch(scooch?) I got it!
skanky 4
I think it was scotch that made op clumsy enough to break knee when scootching (or maybe scooting?)
shutupYDI 4
37- your hair is so pretty!!!
LardZilla 11
106, is that a newfoundland dog in your picture?
grapisy 8
scotch?
illmatic2 16
Sounds like you kneed to be more careful.
lolteherofl99 0
Hahaha xD good one my friend :)
sportsmaniak13 3
hahaha puns!!!!
LexxyLiime 0
Cornnnnyy.
Iceman225 11
*insert I see what you did there face here*
rocker135 0
dam!?!? did you live? just kidding that sucks
iAmScrubs 19
Are you Chuck Norris's long lost son?
LLLP 0
Of course not if he was the desk would have broken
iAmScrubs 19
You are right. Excuse my stupidity. Chuck Norris's son would have broken the desk into a million pieces and he would eat the computer for good measure.
iAmScrubs 19
Nuts! This is not a good day for me at all. That reply wasn't intended for your comment sir. Please do me a huge favor and ignore it.
MissPessimistic 0
karma for 'browsing' things you shouldnt be.