Health: Today, I was sitting at the computer browsing various websites....

By Charles - 21/06/2011 16:59 - United States

Today, I was sitting at the computer browsing various websites. In my attempt to scoot the chair forward, I hit my knee against the desk that my computer was on, and ended up breaking it. I literally broke my knee sitting on my ass. FML

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By fatass - 19/02/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2012 05:50 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my room and set my burnt out light bulb on my computer chair without any second thought. Later, I sat on the chair, the light bulb shattered and I got a huge gash on my butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2019 20:03

Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML

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By Anthony Hathaway - 19/10/2018 13:30

Today, as I was taking the garbage out, I tripped over my own feet, causing my knee to dislocate in such a way that it shattered the back of my kneecap and fractured my femur. I guess I won't be taking the garbage out again anytime soon. FML

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By Maju - 31/10/2019 04:00 - Netherlands

Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML

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By lowly101 - 09/08/2016 19:15

Today, I stood up at my desk and fell. I landed on the arm of my desk chair. There was a loud crack when the plastic in the chair broke. My co-workers heard. They didn't come to check on me because I didn't scream. FML

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By MYLIFESUX - 12/04/2009 06:50 - United States

Today, I was sitting using my laptop, while eating a bag of Starbursts. The bag slid off the bed, so I went to catch it and in the process my knee hit my laptop, which flew off the bed onto the wooden floor, and shattered. I broke my laptop to save 11 Starbursts from falling. FML

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By alsayslegit - 25/05/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML

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By babasheep - 20/06/2009 05:17 - Canada

Today, after dieting and working out for almost 3 months, I sit down on my chair to finish off some work. It broke. FML

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22Marie22 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 23:47

What kind of various websites were you browsing?

iAmScrubs 19

Tuesday 21 June 2011 23:53

Clubpenguin is where it is at these days.

Comments

NinjaWithSwag 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 23:48

****, sounds alot of pain right there.

WCARlover 34

Tuesday 21 June 2011 23:48

wow that must be one sturdy desk

FLASHOOM 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 23:48

That takes a lot of talent

sportsmaniak13 3

Wednesday 22 June 2011 4:21

lolz

Acadania 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 23:48

you're a retard

mismonroe 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 0:34

I love this.

gertyygirly 4

Tuesday 21 June 2011 23:49

who says scotch to say sliding their chair forward? I have never heard of that...

gertyygirly 4

Tuesday 21 June 2011 23:51

ohhhh scootch(scooch?) I got it!

skanky 4

Tuesday 21 June 2011 23:58

I think it was scotch that made op clumsy enough to break knee when scootching (or maybe scooting?)

shutupYDI 4

Wednesday 22 June 2011 1:43

37- your hair is so pretty!!!

LardZilla 11

Wednesday 22 June 2011 3:14

106, is that a newfoundland dog in your picture?

grapisy 8

Tuesday 21 June 2011 23:49

scotch?

illmatic2 16

Tuesday 21 June 2011 23:49

Sounds like you kneed to be more careful.

lolteherofl99 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 1:34

Hahaha xD good one my friend :)

sportsmaniak13 3

Wednesday 22 June 2011 4:22

hahaha puns!!!!

LexxyLiime 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 5:20

Cornnnnyy.

Iceman225 11

Tuesday 28 May 2013 8:47

*insert I see what you did there face here*

rocker135 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 23:50

dam!?!? did you live? just kidding that sucks

iAmScrubs 19

Tuesday 21 June 2011 23:50

Are you Chuck Norris's long lost son?

LLLP 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 23:58

Of course not if he was the desk would have broken

iAmScrubs 19

Wednesday 22 June 2011 0:07

You are right. Excuse my stupidity. Chuck Norris's son would have broken the desk into a million pieces and he would eat the computer for good measure.