By costcocondoms - 23/07/2009 05:23 - Mexico

Today, I was shopping at Costco for a romantic evening with my girlfriend, I bought some flowers, dinner, and a super pack of condoms, At the register behind me, I heard somebody say, "Good thing my daughter has a responsible boyfriend." It was my girlfriend's father. FML
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anniebananie 3

A 17 year old guy walks into a pharmacy. He says to the pharmacist (bragging) "Yeah, my girlfriend is starting to get really hot for some good lovin. I think it's time that I buy some condoms so that I can give it to her good. Tonight we are going to have dinner at her parents house and then going out to inspiration point". The pharmacist recomends a brand of condoms. The guy buys them and leaves. Later that night at the parents house the family and the guy sit down to dinner. The guy asks to say grace. The family obliges. He starts "Dear god, Please protect us and forgive us for our sins," as he continues his speech gets more and more religious. He begs for forgiveness, he asks for world peace, he wishes that everyone could be all knowing. As he continues the family (and his girlfriend) sit in amazement. Finally he finishes, 'God bless us every one." "Wow" his girlfriend says, "I didn't know you were so relgious." "Yeah well, I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist".

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anniebananie 3

Ummm.. FAIL on all of your parts. Have none of you ever heard that joke? I was pointing out that this story is seriously similar to that one joke about the pharmacist that everyone's heard, except I didn't realize all of you would be too retarded to notice the similarity.

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studentwoes 2

I find it oddly amusing that Costco is completely capitalized.

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Jari 0

Well, there are a few ways this could work, and I dunno which one's true. 1. He saw you, recognized you, and was serious. In which case, hell yeah, you're in the clear. 2. He saw you, recognized you, and was sarcastic. In which case, you're screwed. 3. He didn't recognize you and was making a comment.

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OMIGODNOWAI 0

doesn't sound too romantic. sex doesn't revolve around everything. you deserved it. and a super box? right. someones thinking awfully high and mighty about themselves.

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Nightfallz 0

so how is this a fml? sounds to me like he was complimenting you on being responsable. and you should not feel your life is ****** because you are responsable enough to use protection. so again how is this a fml?

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Jakester 0

I say for fmls like this we should have a button that says "I disagree, your lifes awesome!"

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aagw 0

wtf this fml has nothing to do with the joke on the first comment what are you people on the beginning is funny a romantic evening at costco

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teamomiamor 0

well @ least your gf's father didnt strangle you for having a thought of having sex wiff her like my stepdad would do

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DirtyParkBench 0

This should just be "Today, I was shopping at CostCo for a romantic evening with my girlfriend. FML."

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