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About Nathan95_fml

I like food, I play soccer, I ski. If you are interested in freestyle skiing videos look up my channel on YouTube, thestomppad is my username!!

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Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

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By hahahehehohohoo - / Saturday 7 February 2009 03:55 / United States

Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML

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By Aly - / Friday 9 December 2011 15:40 / United States

Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family. It was my boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I popped your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML

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By Anonymous - / Sunday 4 December 2011 05:44 / United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something new. I ended up tied to the bed, and my girlfriend discovered how ticklish I am. Worst 3 hours of my life. FML

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By me / Wednesday 30 November 2011 06:43 / Canada

Today, while working the drive-through at Mcdonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" And throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML

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By Anothernametaken - / Friday 18 November 2011 12:22 / United States

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