Today, I was running on a soccer field and accidentally dropped my gum from my mouth. No one had noticed so I picked it up and started chewing again. It was a different flavor. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML
Today, in an effort to avoid my school's strict no-gum policy as my teacher made a b-line to me, I swallowed it. By the time the teacher reached me, the gum was on my desk, as well as my breakfast, thanks to my overactive gag reflex. FML
Today, I was singing while lying upside down chewing gum. My dad was trying to focus on the current football game and hushed me. I yelled, "No!" resulting in my gum becoming lodged in my windpipe. I shut up after all. FML
Today, I thought I was clever for doing my laundry while multitasking and making dinner. When I went to transfer my clothes from the washer to the dryer, I discovered that I'd accidentally washed a pack of gum that was in my pocket. The gum had melted into my favorite shirt, and I now have a sticky mess to deal with. FML
Today, I was walking to a job interview. I needed to get rid of some gum but there were no trash cans in sight, so I spat it out on the ground. Next thing I know, some guy grabs me, sticks the gum in my hair, and walks off, muttering curses. I couldn't get it out in time for the interview. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML
Today, I accidentally punched myself in the mouth while eating a Go-Gurt. I was eating it because I'd just had my wisdom teeth removed. FML
Today, I was walking my dogs. I had a doggy bag, and was holding it closed, then breathing in it, so it would blow up. My dogs 'went', so I picked it up and kept walking. As I was heading home, I absent-mindedly started blowing into the bag again. Everything ended up in my mouth and on my face. FML
Today, while I was running around the block, I got the urge to spit. Suddenly I noticed this beautiful girl running in front me. Trying to impress her, I smiled and by mistake drooled everything on the pavement. She wasn't impressed. FML
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Top comments
MidstOfDarkness 0
What the hell... you don't drop gum and put it back in your mouth...... It's disgusting
I_Piss_Glitter 0
YDI for eating gum off a soccer field.
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Comments (117)
ithedarkknight 0
ugh gross much
mash2 0
Lmao. This reminded of that episode of Friends where chandler does the same thing. Hahaha
perryscherry 0
i hope it made u sick...that way u'd know not to eat things off of the ground.
Jestre 0
YOU DUMB ASS, ***** PUNCHING, **** BITING, ANAL SUCKING TWAT ****!!!!!
NobodyUKnow 0
Now that's just gross.
emery52 0
No shit it was a different flavor.
Einstein714 0
lmao scenebaby
_Noon_ 0
Ew, that is just disgusting. There's a word I can't get out of my head. WHY? Why-why-why-why-why-why-why-why-why-why-why?!
Zoa_fml 0
YDI
dRose22 0
that's ******* disgusting.