Today, I was running a marathon. I stopped to massage my stiff legs, when an elderly spectator taunted, "Oohhh yeah, that's it! Massage those legs good, boy!" She looked about 70. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was running a marathon for my school. Two hot girls started talking to me, so I glanced at them, and smiled. I turned back, just in time to knee a little boy in the face. FML
Today, I told my gym trainer I’d do anything to get in shape. He challenged me to run a mile without stopping. I agreed, then got winded halfway through and dramatically collapsed on the track. A 70 year-oldish woman jogged past me and said, “You’ll live.” FML
Today, I finished a full marathon and just wanted to relax and get pampered by my husband afterwards. Instead, I spent the evening taking care of him and his back because he had a spasm. Don't worry, he feels much better now. Meanwhile, I can’t move my legs. FML
Today, I picked the treadmill next to an old man so I could feel better about myself. He ran faster and longer than I did. FML
Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML
Today, I volunteered at a 50 km trail race for charity and was at the service of a walker. It was fun until after the walk was completed, when he made me take off his boots and socks, and massage his big, super stinky, sweaty bare feet. His putrid feet were inches from my face the entire time. FML
Today, I went outside to start jogging for improving my ever declining fitness. A kind stranger yelled, “You’re doing great!” as I was wheezing after my first block. I was sitting on a bench. FML
Today, as I was jogging on the boardwalk, an old guy tripped me with his cane. As I was getting back up, I heard him say to his wife, "I wanted to see if she would actually fall." FML
Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog. I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled my ankle and fell. The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up. FML
Today, while going for my daily run, a woman stopped me and said, "I think it's so great that people of your size are comfortable enough to run and show their bodies in public." FML
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Top comments
truehitman2010 0
we need a Wtf? button
oliveindamiddle 0
I don't think this is a fyl or a ydi... it's just one of those moments in life where you're like.. WTF. :)
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Comments (157)
oliveindamiddle 0
#8 - do you have a problem with choir? huhhhh?
tahvoh 3
Congratulations,You Attract Elderly:)
Decodedman 1
This takes on even more disturbing implications if op is black...
boygeorgebaby 0
well at least you know you have nice legs! xP that's kinda gross though, but still! fyl though!
RedPillSucks 33
next time, don't wiggle your butt back and forth while massaging yourself and you wont get the (old) ladies hot and bothered.
number1beaner 0
Old ladies need loving to. Your selfish op
Twaffle 0
Since she was supporting your sexy physique, it wasn't "jeering" it was cheering. Jeering would be an insult, and you just sound whiny. "oh wah wah someone finds me attractive" 1. Nobody cares 2. There are actual ugly and unfit people in the world 3. Consult the dictionary, since you don't know what jeering is
LadyNutella11 0
I would thoroughly enjoy that :D
FallonFerSure 6
I see no problem here.
fionasarah 0
don't be hating. old ladies got to be wheeling someone, next time this happens just say 430$ an hour lady. we all know the average north American pension plan can't afford that ;)