By Noname - 09/03/2009 17:04 - Canada

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Today, I was rubbing my dog's belly. He seemed to be enjoying it, his penis "came out". My boyfriend was walking by and said "at least you turn someone on." FML
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greenfairy_fml 0

you should have said "at least someone can get it up"

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AliSama 17

#10 noname is default if they don't put a name. hence no name.

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you_suck 0

nothing like seeing christmas lights in march

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greenfairy_fml 0

you should have said "at least someone can get it up"

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lost_at_heart7 0

#13 i agree i would hav said somethin smart like that bac too. n for the record i feel that he is kinda a dushe and DUMP HIS ASS!!!

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TheAntiComment 0

Well hey, in his defense, I would love if a girl rubbed my belly

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Fails_at_life 0

your fault for not being more of a turn on

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such_is_life_fml 0

Erm, #15 is a douche? And lol #14 xD I've also never heard somebody say "came out" instead of "got hard" :þ

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Ready_set_owned 0

HAHAHAHAHA LULS OWNED YOU GOT OWNED LULS LHAHAHOJIJIJSIJHDSUHDUHSUH UH WHY DID I WRITE THIS?

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TheAntiComment 0

16, a dogs penis has the nickname "red rocket" because... nevermind, its not like a human penis, just gonna say that

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bobdole 0

he was probably joking, just like most of the FMLs

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