Miscellaneous: Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML

By stolen - 11/04/2011 19:29 - United States

Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML

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Tuesday 12 April 2011 1:31

Those ash-holes!

fmlikecrazy 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 1:31

oh gosh, that's bad. I'm sorry

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Hetalia_loves_me 1

Tuesday 12 April 2011 2:48

Ashes come in a little glass vial...

IHeartJimi02 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 4:57

Not always

Hetalia_loves_me 1

Tuesday 12 April 2011 9:00

177 - I know they don't. This just reminded me of Repo! The Genetic Opera for some reason. Ash Robber entered my head which turned into Grave Robber and pretty soon I was singing Zydrate Anatomy.

Danieleb56 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 2:48

yea that kinda sucks

noellemikayla29 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 2:50

that's terrible. I hope you find the people so you can get the ashes back.

ajoyhill 2

Tuesday 12 April 2011 2:51

I hope they choke on them. Bastards!

ajoyhill 2

Tuesday 12 April 2011 2:55

I hope they choke on them. Bastards!

OMG_N3RD 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 2:55

Aww maybe yhur dads haunting them

xMegan96 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 2:58

that's so depressing.

emi3611 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 3:04

holy shit. that's terrible! I'm so sorry! D;

tiffany1108 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 3:07

that's just sick

HippyKat13 7

Tuesday 12 April 2011 3:10

how terrible! :( i would be depressed if anyone stole my loved ones ashes...

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