Lame
United States
Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
mugged
United States
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
evil Santa
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Solon, United States
Tis the season…
Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML
no touching
Blacktown, Australia
Today, at a music festival, some douche unzipped the back of my skirt, exposing my Ninja Turtle undies to everyone before running off. FML
Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Anonymous
Halloween has started early
Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML
Anonymous
The Spectacular Spider-Thief
Today, I went to a comic shop to celebrate Free Comic Book Day. A guy in a really nice Spider-Man costume showed up, so I asked and got a selfie with him on my way out. When I got home, I realized my wallet was missing from my back pocket. I was robbed by Spider-Man. FML
RosaP
Canada
Stealth
Today, I slept over at a friend's house. We decided to dress up as ninjas and play a trick on her younger brothers, sleeping in the basement. While sneaking down the stairs, in the dark, her mother came home. Thinking I was a robber, she beat me with a lamp. FML
Anonymous
Today, we had a great night out with my girlfriend and even won a costume contest together. I guess I wasn't the only one who had a great night, because when I got home I found that someone had robbed my apartment. FML
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Snowble11 13
What were you dressed as, Shredder?
CasualZombie 6
OH THE IRONY
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Comments (311)
KickItHigh 32
He wins.
DrewsFML 8
That should be a fun police lineup. "That's him officer, third tortoise from the right!"
smurfsarwales 9
*turtle
BlAcKxJe5uS 6
damn grammar nazi's -____-
starile 20
Yeah, that's not a grammar mistake.
DrewsFML 8
LOL, a Biology Nazi. In my defense, tortoises live on land and turtles live in the water; TMNT's lived in the sewers, yes, but by no stretch of the imagination were they water dwellers. Oh, but maybe that's part of their mutation.
ranger186 1
remi gaillard???
muselover23 0
I was just thinking that!
raphanne_fml 33
Wow I didn't know Rémi Gaillard was also known in the US...
plebeianFelix 5
that's what u get sending a guy dressed as a ninja turtle out to buy your weed. next time score on your own.
Max1468 4
That man is my hero!
Bandz_fml 3
Bet he was dressed as Raphael. He's the bad ass of the group!
OrgasmicBunnies 9
well, he was a ninja of course you didn't see it coming.
iLoveBoobies21 0
LIKE A BAWSS. :D
BeatlesObsessed 12
That's freaking genius.
hellokittay 5
teenage mutant ninja turtle! :D
mollyslips 13
1, 2, 3, 4 - TURTLES!!:-P