Lame
United States
Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
mugged
United States
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
evil Santa
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Solon, United States
Tis the season…
Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML
no touching
Blacktown, Australia
Today, at a music festival, some douche unzipped the back of my skirt, exposing my Ninja Turtle undies to everyone before running off. FML
Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Anonymous
Halloween has started early
Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML
Anonymous
The Spectacular Spider-Thief
Today, I went to a comic shop to celebrate Free Comic Book Day. A guy in a really nice Spider-Man costume showed up, so I asked and got a selfie with him on my way out. When I got home, I realized my wallet was missing from my back pocket. I was robbed by Spider-Man. FML
RosaP
Canada
Stealth
Today, I slept over at a friend's house. We decided to dress up as ninjas and play a trick on her younger brothers, sleeping in the basement. While sneaking down the stairs, in the dark, her mother came home. Thinking I was a robber, she beat me with a lamp. FML
Anonymous
Today, we had a great night out with my girlfriend and even won a costume contest together. I guess I wasn't the only one who had a great night, because when I got home I found that someone had robbed my apartment. FML
Top comments
Snowble11 13
What were you dressed as, Shredder?
CasualZombie 6
OH THE IRONY
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Comments (311)
marinus_fml 20
atleast not a turtle dressed as a ninja :)
starile 20
That would be about ten times more awesome.
jackiemoonthepro 5
best FML ever!
daisyloo 7
It's pretty hilarious! Haha, sorry OP!!:( FYL
ChelsBearr 0
I'd be psyched to get robbed by a ninja turtle, just sayin'!
JoeTheMan12 0
so your telling me that a ninja turtle comes in your house walks up to your tv and picks it up and blankly walks out and you would be exited??
angelninja 0
me too
starile 20
Joe, wouldn't you? I'd throw in my firstborn son for good measure. He might be able to train him to be as kickass as he is.
JoeTheMan12 0
haha i guess so?
JoeTheMan12 0
haha i guess so?
mlana96 0
I totally agree
youliketacos 0
Was he a teenager..?
ijrnelson 0
nice :p
Livinia 11
Would your day have been better if he was wearing a Spiderman costume?
BbqKirbyAnn 0
batman or the joker...
koe4 0
or both batman and robin
starile 20
doing each other
ginaatheging 3
cat women?
1234miagirl 4
rofl that rly sucks
bigmanj28 0
Did you have cheese pizza?
shadow33456 1
they needed pizza money. derp
birdfreak 24
New York: anything can happen.
Kensei19 0
Calabunga!!!
poostool 5
you are no tmnt fan