Work: Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her...

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her son was doing the peepee dance, so I rushed the payment process up and handed her the receipt. The little boy says "Mommy" and the mom looks down, then back up at me saying, "Your problem now" and walks out. The boy peed on the floor. FML

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Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 23:04 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML

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By Dinho - 15/05/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

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Today, while waiting for my name to be called at the doctor's office, a little boy threw a Dixie cup full of water at me, making it look like I wet my pants. His mom just laughed and dragged him off. FML

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By Ewwwww - 27/05/2019 11:59

Today, while working the register, I told a kid his total was $2.15. He then took his shoe off and handed me his money. It was damp. FML

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Tsukasa_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 12:47

Get her photo off the security footage. Either ban her from the store, or next time she comes in, pee on her shoe.

delphina 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 12:19

Sometimes you can't help what kids do, but she could have at least been apologetic.

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pwnrzero 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 13:57

use video footage to nail her ;)

USNA_Midshipman 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 14:09

wow, so many moderated comments. i just LOVE how parents these days do anything to get their children and themselves out of any kind of trouble, even if its the most petty of offenses.

pancakelover 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 14:16

I would have turned that little boy upside down and use him as a mop to get the pee up.

xHaniffax 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 14:34

"peepee dance" ahahahaah that bit made me laugh!!

spuuuddd 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 14:39

haha. this is great.

danielleFML 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 14:39

ugh, i've been there. supermarket customers are awful.

goode48 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 14:55

man back when i was a kid if i started doing the peepee dance i'm running to the bathroom no questions asked

becky_becks 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 15:02

God I could see this happening at my work. Definitely FYL. Some people can be so rude nowadays.

everyonehatesyou 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 15:06

FML moderate 3 out of 4 comments, one of mine deleted because I called someone stupid. Stop censoring us! If people put their stories on this website, they're asking for it!

fueledbyamy 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 15:10

ah man. similar thing happened at my work a few weeks ago. this kid was with his mum, and she pulled at the mum's pants and said 'i need to go' and the mum pulled the kid's pants down, and the kid went to the toilet in the middle of the store on the floor. both ways. i was like 0_0 omg. thankfully i didn't have to clean it up, haha, cos i had to go back to the registers, but my poor friend had to. some people are just... eugh. i mean, it's not like it was an accident, the mum pulled the kid's pants down. we've also found dirty nappies in cots, and toy stoves and stuff. (i work in toys r us, hence why we have cots and toys, lol).