Work: Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her...

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her son was doing the peepee dance, so I rushed the payment process up and handed her the receipt. The little boy says "Mommy" and the mom looks down, then back up at me saying, "Your problem now" and walks out. The boy peed on the floor. FML

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By insomnia - 22/12/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML

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By unemployed - 10/03/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2020 20:00

Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML

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By amburrr - 03/08/2009 00:59 - United States

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By ihatewalmart - 29/06/2012 23:12 - United States

Today, while at work, I saw a kid empty his bladder all over the floor. His mother walked over, looked at me, said, "Yep… that just happened," and dragged him away. I'm a 30-year-old man, four credits shy of a Master's, stuck cleaning up piss at a dead-end job. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 23:04 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML

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By Dinho - 15/05/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

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By GracieGirl - 04/10/2019 06:00

Today, while waiting for my name to be called at the doctor's office, a little boy threw a Dixie cup full of water at me, making it look like I wet my pants. His mom just laughed and dragged him off. FML

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By Ewwwww - 27/05/2019 11:59

Today, while working the register, I told a kid his total was $2.15. He then took his shoe off and handed me his money. It was damp. FML

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Tsukasa_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 12:47

Get her photo off the security footage. Either ban her from the store, or next time she comes in, pee on her shoe.

delphina 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 12:19

Sometimes you can't help what kids do, but she could have at least been apologetic.

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in_wonderland 1

Monday 27 April 2009 0:16

that lady is a ****

Megan_515 0

Monday 27 April 2009 2:57

Whoever says the kid deserves it is ridiculous, the kid was obviously little, and has probably been taught not to just wander off. If you can't be bothered to take your kid to the bathroom at stores, get your tubes tied.

WildBill1337 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 3:13

what a bitch. people like that should be executed. freakin detrimental to society they are.

blondemoment 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:57

Bad parenting 101.

primogen18 0

Friday 1 May 2009 3:07

I woulda slapped the bitch. I hate people thinking that just because you work there, their kid is your responsibility. You wouldn't believe how many times working in a PRODUCE DEPARTMENT I would be asked to watch kids, clean up after some guy let his kid spill/break something. Don't get me wrong, it is our job to clean stuff up, but when a guy is not watching his kid and he was running around knocking over bottles of juice, I just handing him a roll of paper towels and walked away. He was pissed, but he cleaned it up. Too many parents just plain suck today, why are they allowed to breed?

MessOfADreamer 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 9:12

I mean, what was she supposed to do, pull out her port-a-mop?

radio_x_aimee 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 21:43

I hope the next time this happens to her and her kid she slips in it and falls right into the puddle. And MessOfADreamer, she shouldn't be a bitch and say "your problem" she could have at least apologized and offered to take some paper towels to clean up the mess. I feel sorry for the kid, though. Not because he peed on the floor, but because he has such a non-people-person mom.