Health: Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing...

By Brandon Butler - 04/03/2011 09:22

Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing all of my gear - boots, gloves, jacket, and full-face helmet. Somehow a bee found the only spot not covered on my body and stung my neck. I'm allergic to bees. FML

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By Anstice - 05/10/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML

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By rrr - 15/08/2011 15:55 - Canada

Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, while walking to class enjoying the warmer weather, a bee flew down my shirt. I'm allergic to bees so I freaked out and started ripping my clothes off. By the time I was done, I was half naked and there was no bee in sight. Turns out, it was the string on my jacket hood. FML

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By Rekt - 10/11/2016 05:40 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was taking a break in my work truck when I saw a huge swarm of bees flying my way. I have a hand crank window so I started cranking it up as fast as I could and the knob snapped off before it closed and I got stung by the whole swarm before I could get out. FML

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By Husband to be....maybe - 09/06/2018 09:00

Today, I found out I was allergic to bees, the hard way, at my wedding. FML

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By Knaxer - 12/12/2015 17:22 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I was riding my motorcycle when a guy cut me off at a light. I honked and swore at him when a bug flew into my mouth. FML

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By jelrid - 13/07/2016 04:38 - United States - Holt

Today, my worst fears were realized as an insect pinged off the back of my mouth while I was singing along to the radio on my motorcycle. FML

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By where's the epipen - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Tampa

Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML

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By Boarder - 01/06/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I was riding a longboard down a hill and I fell off. I was all scraped up so I made sure to clean my wounds and put bandages on them. Turns out I'm allergic to the glue on the bandages and I have itchy hives all over and around my open wounds. FML

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By jreed509 - 03/07/2011 05:25 - United States

Today, while riding a roller coaster I got hit in the chest by a wasp going 80 miles per hour. As if that didn't hurt enough it somehow managed to survive and fell down my shirt. It crawled around and bit me a few times before the ride ended. FML

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Sushimomo 0

Friday 4 March 2011 16:08

Boots, Gloves, Jacket, and Helmet. Well, I guess you should have worn pants.

mitchem 3

Friday 4 March 2011 16:07

ever see invader zim? DEATH BEE!!!!

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clairenann 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 5:38

damn bees

TheNewGuy03 28

Saturday 5 March 2011 7:51

wahahaha. military "doctors." there's a reason their reputation is soured -- their record for misdiagnoses is particularly high. |the kid|

fAiRyMaN3 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 1:56

hang in there tough guy

Rachelhorselvr 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 5:22

I'm sorry :(

pinklaf9 6

Wednesday 27 April 2011 2:31

I'm allergic too. but I got stung in the eye.

CountryAddict77 8

Friday 26 August 2011 2:05

I got stung on the hand the other day and it looked like I'd gained an extra hundred pounds

x3ShanTastic 0

Friday 26 August 2011 8:17

Bees are jerks. I had a bee crawl into my jeans & up my leg to sting my butt :(

serena_10 11

Monday 30 January 2012 5:22

Drive yourself to a hospital?

FuhrerBurg 11

Friday 30 March 2012 22:40

Buy a lotto ticket. With that bad of an event karma will balance itself out

KingBrewster 6

Thursday 6 September 2012 13:31

My dad had one fly into his helmet somehow when we were riding before

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