Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML
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Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML
Today, I was sick, and my voice was really low and raspy. A cute guy smiled at me and said hi, so I said hi too. He looked shocked and said, "Sorry bro, thought you were a girl." I am. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML
Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML
Today, I was complimented by a stranger, who said I looked great in my outfit. I thanked her, and she immediately gave me a fist-bump. I stared curiously, and she explained: she was arguing with her friends about whether I'm a man or a woman. The pitch of my voice was the answer. FML
Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you're ugly?" FML
Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML
Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML
Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterwards, we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shook hands with asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML
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CallMeHush 1
Should have told him it was your punishment for eating little kid's souls and then bite in his direction.
Tabbykat9698 0
Punch him in the face and ask why he cries like a girl.
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Comments (63)
myrrh 0
Meh. I work a drive-thru (oh boy, I know) and get called "sir" fairly often when I'm taking orders. Not the end of the world. Little kids don't have a filter for saying socially unacceptable things. I'm sure he didn't mean to hurt your feelings - just an innocent query.
xoxcinderellaxox 0
miley is that you?
CallMeHush 1
^^^ THIS :D
YoungeShadyy 4
More like Justin Bieber, are u in there ?
perdix 31
Actually, women have boy voices. The voice of Bart Simpson is a woman. If he had said she had a man's voice, that would be creepy. Imagine trying to screw a woman who had Chuck Norris's voice, a voice that would deliver a roundhouse kick to your nuts!
Tabbykat9698 0
Punch him in the face and ask why he cries like a girl.
Quagmire_ladies 9
lol!! nice!
Lifefail887 13
sexists
IDOLGIRL 0
#21-- now that was hysterical !!
sharikamesba 0
=o! Same thing happened to me at a party last year!!
drumsofdoom5943 0
Kids ask me this all the time! Get over it!
DataWhore 0
you probably just have a raspy voice, which is sexy
loveflys2011 0
don't worry about it; I am a girl and I have a guys voice. it's actually sometimes a good thing. I have been offered at job at the radio station for having such a strong voice for a female. look at the bright side of life :)
Flutist 3
Just get into the habit of talking high or lower.