Today, I was reading a book on paper for the first time in maybe a month. I had to stop at a word I did not recognise. Because I'm so used to using a Kindle, I tried to get the definition by pressing it. I had my finger on the word for a few seconds before I realised it was paper. FML
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Today, I was writing out palm cards and didn't know if I'd spelled a word correctly, so I stared at it for about 10 seconds waiting for spell check to tell me if it was right or not before I realised I was writing on paper. FML
Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML
Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on my paper. FML
Today, I lost a book. I'd used my credit card as a bookmark. FML
Today, I pulled out a book and my bookmark fell out. My crush picked it up and a weird look came across his face. I then realized I had used toilet paper. Now I'm the girl who reads while taking dumps. FML
Today, I was so tired at work that I typed out "wherehouse" instead of "warehouse" in a document shared with my co-workers. It took me several seconds to realize why the heck the spell checker had underlined "wherehouse" in red. FML
Today, while at work taking notes on a pad of paper, my boss witnessed me trying to scroll down on the paper, as if it was a touch-screen phone. FML
Today, I took a day off to read a book, but ended up with a headache from staring at a screen all day. FML
Today, I was reading a book, and my severe OCD makes it impossible for me to look up from reading if I haven't finished the page. This includes times like when my mother is frantically calling for help after falling off a ladder. FML
Today, I was reading a recipe list on my tablet. I moved a little, and one of my fat rolls came into contact with a button which closed the tab. FML
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Top comments
Juicelynlovesyou 0
That is probably the biggest fail ever. Fail.
Naomimi_fml 6
*facepalm*
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Comments (185)
Calyx_fml 22
Did it work?
Calyx_fml 22
Shoot the duck!!! BANG!
roachyroo 5
Are people getting dumber and dumber?
Texzillion 0
Recognize*
Raesin 21
* recognise Both spellings are correct
chipmunkman 5
You went full retard. Never go full retard.
Eiregal2 10
hope this does not make me sound old and silly,but I am afraid for how the world is getting rid of books slowly and replacing them with technology. now don't get me wrong,I like my tech,I type this on my tab. but my neices (youngest 6) has never heard a fairy-tale or seen a book with these stories. she also never learned our legends.Irish legends passed down through history. I'm teaching them to her. she has a phone though and constantly says YOLO. GRRRR!!!!
jjmiller1001 17
And they wonder why people are effin stupid....
martron3000 5
But on the positive side, at least you were trying to learn the meaning of a word you didn't know. That's how you learn new things!
caviar_fml 2
YDI, real books > electronic books
cookie_crumble89 11
I did it too :(