Today, I was reading a book on paper for the first time in maybe a month. I had to stop at a word I did not recognise. Because I'm so used to using a Kindle, I tried to get the definition by pressing it. I had my finger on the word for a few seconds before I realised it was paper. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was writing out palm cards and didn't know if I'd spelled a word correctly, so I stared at it for about 10 seconds waiting for spell check to tell me if it was right or not before I realised I was writing on paper. FML
Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML
Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on my paper. FML
Today, I lost a book. I'd used my credit card as a bookmark. FML
Today, I pulled out a book and my bookmark fell out. My crush picked it up and a weird look came across his face. I then realized I had used toilet paper. Now I'm the girl who reads while taking dumps. FML
Today, I was so tired at work that I typed out "wherehouse" instead of "warehouse" in a document shared with my co-workers. It took me several seconds to realize why the heck the spell checker had underlined "wherehouse" in red. FML
Today, while at work taking notes on a pad of paper, my boss witnessed me trying to scroll down on the paper, as if it was a touch-screen phone. FML
Today, I took a day off to read a book, but ended up with a headache from staring at a screen all day. FML
Today, I was reading a book, and my severe OCD makes it impossible for me to look up from reading if I haven't finished the page. This includes times like when my mother is frantically calling for help after falling off a ladder. FML
Today, I was reading a recipe list on my tablet. I moved a little, and one of my fat rolls came into contact with a button which closed the tab. FML
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Top comments
Juicelynlovesyou 0
That is probably the biggest fail ever. Fail.
Naomimi_fml 6
*facepalm*
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Comments (185)
KinkyBitch1994 0
First world problems...
Thuban 0
The world is going in this direction, it was only a matter of time till two worlds collided :P
NeDaroft 5
At least you didn't google what was in the freezer.
MidnaLink 35
Sound like something Noor would say...
NoOneCaresReally 8
I was literally just about to goolge 'what's in the freezer', then I realised it was a past FML. FML.
shawnaishere 14
That happens to me when I think that spelling a word wrong and I try to find the spell check.
MrsStorms 0
Epic Fail! Nice one.
I_heart_sex 1
I think that is another app
slushyslime 7
Personally I prefer real books( paper)
btwmellarkc 11
That's ok OP. That's why i don't use the kindle often. It gets annoying when you use technology too often.
rutgersfan23 0
Sometimes I go to click like on paper when I see something cause im used to paper
chemchic 7
like um what is up with like your pic? and like cermit? and like your English?
mhopper 13
***Kermit!!! Maybe he's lost a lot of weight?
cmyk 19
*Kermit.
cmyk 19
* Kermit. Not cermit :)
SetoAyumi 7
Don't feel too bad OP it happens to the best of us. Since I'm a digital artist, when I draw traditional I end up looking for crtl and z on my paper. Silly but true.
sugerbabe116 4
Yep,technology is taking over our minds now. To think that the first smartphone came out around 2006-07 it's not even been a decade yet...