Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML
Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML
Today, I decided to try this new cardio workout video I got. As I was obnoxiously bouncing around my room I heard a noise behind me. Turns out there were three boys outside my window watching. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML
Today, I tried to take a cute selfie in front of a café window. I didn’t realize there were people inside, specifically the café staff, who were watching see me posing, pouting, and flipping my hair for a full two minutes. When I finally realised they were there, they gave me the thumbs up while imitating my poses. FML
Today, in ballet class, I was really focusing and actually trying to work hard. I was really getting into the choreography. I was travelling big and leaping long. While going across the floor, again I travelled and leaped… right into the ballet bars and fell over, in front of 35 people. FML
Today, at a concert, I tried to film my favorite song for Instagram. I sang along dramatically, screamed the chorus, and danced like no one was watching. When I rewatched the video later, I realized I had my phone camera flipped, recording my sweaty, overexcited face the entire time. FML
Today, I was pretending a long corridor at work was a catwalk, when a coworker walked out just in time to see me prancing around like an idiot. Now the whole building is laughing about it. FML
Today, I felt lousy and decided to give myself a pep-talk in the mirror. After a while, I cheered up and went about my day. I soon found out that my sister had recorded me through the crack of the door and posted the video on Facebook. I'm humiliated. FML
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30
At least you had clothes on! You did, right??
thisiscool19 14
What's the youtube video called? lol
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Comments (94)
flashback.miss 28
Flip them off and own your shit! Seriously, though, if you're dancing in front of a presumably large enough window without curtains, what did you expect? XD Like it was said, you were dressed, right? XD
chocolatefrog28 29
The best thing you could have done at that point was to smile, wave at them and keep going. You were having fun, so what?
raddybear 11
Thats kinda weird why would you wanna take a video of some one you dont know thats kinda creepy
FightMyLiger 19
We're doing a documentary on ballet/people acting like dicks. Don't look at the camera!
slimkelsey 17
Did they applause when you were done? If not that's kind of rude seeing as you just put on a fabulous performance for them.
xXfrostXx 9
Be like "the hell you lookin at bro?"
SolarFlare 20
this means time for installing a curtain.
leebs76 5
Ah OP no need to be embarrassed! Embrace the fact that a part of you is dorkish, carefree and young.
Wakachulak 22
Ballerina? People still do that?
MissCharlotte_fml 26
Yes, ballet. Lots of people still do it. Where do you live where ballet is not a common thing?
BrianaKoala 7
I wait till no ones home and close all the blinds before I dance like a maniac. I got caught singing and dancing a couple times! I feel for yah op! XD