Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML
Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML
Today, I decided to try this new cardio workout video I got. As I was obnoxiously bouncing around my room I heard a noise behind me. Turns out there were three boys outside my window watching. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML
Today, I tried to take a cute selfie in front of a café window. I didn’t realize there were people inside, specifically the café staff, who were watching see me posing, pouting, and flipping my hair for a full two minutes. When I finally realised they were there, they gave me the thumbs up while imitating my poses. FML
Today, in ballet class, I was really focusing and actually trying to work hard. I was really getting into the choreography. I was travelling big and leaping long. While going across the floor, again I travelled and leaped… right into the ballet bars and fell over, in front of 35 people. FML
Today, at a concert, I tried to film my favorite song for Instagram. I sang along dramatically, screamed the chorus, and danced like no one was watching. When I rewatched the video later, I realized I had my phone camera flipped, recording my sweaty, overexcited face the entire time. FML
Today, I was pretending a long corridor at work was a catwalk, when a coworker walked out just in time to see me prancing around like an idiot. Now the whole building is laughing about it. FML
Today, I felt lousy and decided to give myself a pep-talk in the mirror. After a while, I cheered up and went about my day. I soon found out that my sister had recorded me through the crack of the door and posted the video on Facebook. I'm humiliated. FML
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30
At least you had clothes on! You did, right??
thisiscool19 14
What's the youtube video called? lol
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Comments (94)
cottoncandymango 17
Damn peeping toms! Well... You did have clothes on though, right?
kanyewesley 9
Maybe you could become YouTube famous?
perdix 31
I'm quite the balletomane and I've never heard of the role of the "complete dick." Perhaps, you are rehearsing for the porno version of "The Nutcracker". Spoiler alert: The Sugar Plum Fairy did it -- instead of a magic wand, he carries a hammer.
Dessert_ed_FML 9
Thor? All golden and fair..with the hammer??
ShakeDisPlace 10
Must have been some immature kids. But at least your a confident dancer OP.
nflhomeboy 7
Next time, close the blinds. You never know who's watching ;)
ni0ve 9
my question, the hell they were doing there in the first place
willymartinds 9
LMFAO! Lucky that you're a girl!
Steve95401 49
Yes, OP is a girl who said she was making a complete dick of herself. I've never heard of a girl doing that. I thought only guys did things that stupid.
graceinsheepwear 34
It cracks me up when a girl says she was being a dick. Foolish AND feminine. Can't beat that.
Morgiepoooh9822 17
What is the world coming to when you can't be a ballerina in your room without being bothered?! Psh!
jamnglamgirlie 17
I think that you should be more creeped out that some creepers were looking through your window.!