Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML
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Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML
Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML
Today, I decided to try this new cardio workout video I got. As I was obnoxiously bouncing around my room I heard a noise behind me. Turns out there were three boys outside my window watching. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML
Today, I tried to take a cute selfie in front of a café window. I didn’t realize there were people inside, specifically the café staff, who were watching see me posing, pouting, and flipping my hair for a full two minutes. When I finally realised they were there, they gave me the thumbs up while imitating my poses. FML
Today, in ballet class, I was really focusing and actually trying to work hard. I was really getting into the choreography. I was travelling big and leaping long. While going across the floor, again I travelled and leaped… right into the ballet bars and fell over, in front of 35 people. FML
Today, at a concert, I tried to film my favorite song for Instagram. I sang along dramatically, screamed the chorus, and danced like no one was watching. When I rewatched the video later, I realized I had my phone camera flipped, recording my sweaty, overexcited face the entire time. FML
Today, I was pretending a long corridor at work was a catwalk, when a coworker walked out just in time to see me prancing around like an idiot. Now the whole building is laughing about it. FML
Today, I felt lousy and decided to give myself a pep-talk in the mirror. After a while, I cheered up and went about my day. I soon found out that my sister had recorded me through the crack of the door and posted the video on Facebook. I'm humiliated. FML
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30
At least you had clothes on! You did, right??
thisiscool19 14
What's the youtube video called? lol
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Comments (94)
paigexox0 37
Did you at least ask for tips?;)
SaxophoneHero 12
"Yeah, just put the one dollar bills in my tutu"
OnlyTheDarkest 17
I would've said $50 bills, but hey. You work cheap.
AlonMower 9
Who cares? I'd keep dancing.
jococo7787 3
Ill be looking for you on youtube haha!
MakaylaReneeB 8
Let's hope OP is a girl and not a guy!
strawberrywine22 30
If you'll look at OP's username as well as the symbol beside it, you'll see how ridiculous your comment is.
jimmywithsalt 19
Hey, you've got every right to be making a total dick of yourself in your own room! Do not be ashamed! :)
awkwardturtle94 2
Dance like nobody's watching.
etishuman22 32
Hey OP, I do goofy stuff like that all the time. There's no shame in letting your inner child run out and play a bit! It's how I keep sane with all these boring ass adult responsibilities. Although it's a bummer you got caught, and for you definitely embarrassing enough to post to FML, I thought to myself "I haven't danced like a ballerina in years...I should do that again". You'll be fine OP! :)
caligirllife 11
Couldn't shut the blinds?
SaxophoneHero 12
That's too mainstream.
jaybear13 14
Don't let them stop you from dancing, its your dream.
brianna_98 6
Eek! Super creepy.