Today, I was playing with my 2-year-old Siberian Husky, when she figured that since she couldn't get to my hand, she'd try to bite me in the genitals. She was successful. FML
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Today, I was playing with my dog, when she started sniffing my face. Jokingly, I got up and started to sniff her face back and asked "Yeah, how do you like that?" She replied by biting into my face. FML
Today, my 5-year-old, overweight Siberian Husky tackled me because he thought that my lipstick was food. FML
Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML
Today, while I was cooking, my dogs were messing around behind me. I suddenly felt a painful bite on my ass cheek and instinctively kicked back. I then realized it was my 3-year-old daughter, who was laying on the floor crying with a nose bleed. FML
Today, my 11 month-old son started viciously biting whatever part of my anatomy he can sink his teeth into. He thinks it is hysterical to latch on while I scream helplessly in pain for him to let go. FML
Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML
Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML
Today, I was playing tug of war with my dog. She let go and I ended up punching myself in the mouth. My lip is still swollen. FML
Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML
Today, I was feeding my pets and playing with my puppy when I suddenly felt something behind me. My cat is on the arm of the couch steadily spanking my butt with his paw. I can't win! FML
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EnterSandman_fml 20
Well, dogs do love sausage.
alycion 39
My one year old husky likes to nibble when playing. Finally breaking him of it after months of trying. A combo of a shock collar that has a beep only setting and beeping him and putting him in his crate for a few minutes when he gets too wild. However, before breaking him, one of his favorite bite targets was my boob. Not fun. But huskies are worth the trouble. Best dogs for my personality.
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Comments (87)
SAgirl 24
what was in your hand?
capnbzarr 43
You've had the dog 2 years, and still haven't trained it not to bite? YDI.
SoultheWolf 19
It is possible that the dog isn't trained, but at the same time it's possible that the way he was playing with her was to get her all excited and snap at his hand. I've had my Belgian/Australian Shepard mix for almost two years, and though she is one of the best behaving dogs I have from training, she likes to try and bite my hands or feet when I play with her.
EsOSiQueEs 14
He he heee. I have 2 huskies, and I've lived around them literally since I was born. Ya gotta learn how to handle all that personality OP. (;
sillyyanks 24
You should get a dog that is more devolved from a wolf haha
PhishloverA 14
See when you tell dogs to "Bite me" they take it literally
Landrykm91 6
I read this way too fast. I thought it said "Today I decided to play with my 2-year-old's genitals." I'm so glad I re-read it lmao
bwzwally8 15
That bites man. Sorry bro.
Billy_Badass 4
Next time try a different brand of peanut butter.
TALZZZ14 11
That bitch.
junar 9
pics or it didn't happen. nah, i'm just joking :)