Today, I was playing volleyball in gym when I went up for a spike. As I was coming down, I elbowed a girl in the face. It turns she's the second most important lead in our school musical, which we perform on Thursday. Her nose is broken. FML
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Today, I played a volleyball game at my school. Not only did I miss the winning point, the ball hit my face in the process, which resulted in popping a big fat zit on my nose. FML
Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML
Today, I was awarding medals to finalists in a school club. While putting one around someone's neck, I ended up poking a girl in the eye. She tried to be a trooper by continuing to walk across stage, but I guess her eyes got really watery because she missed the step and fell, breaking her ankle. FML
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML
Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, I was stage-managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage, shattering my cheekbone. FML
Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
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idkweird 0
Not really your fault. Who gets underneath a person spiking the ball? Also, in volleyball, when someone is hitting the ball, everyone else is supposed to back off, so her bad!
littlexlion 4
Sucks. She got served.
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trex23t 0
who cares about your life isn't it worse on her part????
blastvortex 4
Why would she play if she didn't accept the risk of getting injured? Only blame yourself for your part; she's to blame for her own.
Liller 0
AHAHA I know this story cause it happened at my school. You forgot to mention that she is also going out for the town beauty pageant. The girl with the broken nose is super nice, but seriously this is such a hilarious unfortunate story.
appa 0
Just got back from the musical. She looked fine, man. Couldn't tell
screamingeagle 0
well if she can really sing she should be fine. because real singers DONT USE THEIR NOSE TO SING!! and acting wise she should be able to deal with it. of she's mad and hates you and says that you "ruined the musical" then show this to her.because she needs to know it was an accident and of she really isn't going to do the show then she is one of the most pathetic selfish people ever. not to mention super shallow. oh and I she can't sing now, I can explain why she go picked: FAVORITE. in other words she didn't actually earn it, she got it because of her grade. there were undoubtedly more people who probably earned it by not sucking but didn't get it because she is older gradewise. IF SHE CANT DO THE SHOW SHE IS SELFISH AND SHOULDNT EVER SING OR ACT AGAIN!!!!
containsnosoy 0
**** your life? SHE is in the play, HER nose is broken. You are just a self-pitying brat.
lindsaylikeomg 0
this is why we have under-studies
jebusandme 1
The girl is the 2nd most important lead? Sound like they were setting up for High School Musical Live
saladgirl123 0
she deserves so ******* what theyll get over it..
misskity6 0
**** her life. not yours. it's not all about you.