Today, I was playing volleyball in gym when I went up for a spike. As I was coming down, I elbowed a girl in the face. It turns she's the second most important lead in our school musical, which we perform on Thursday. Her nose is broken. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I played a volleyball game at my school. Not only did I miss the winning point, the ball hit my face in the process, which resulted in popping a big fat zit on my nose. FML
Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML
Today, I was awarding medals to finalists in a school club. While putting one around someone's neck, I ended up poking a girl in the eye. She tried to be a trooper by continuing to walk across stage, but I guess her eyes got really watery because she missed the step and fell, breaking her ankle. FML
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML
Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, I was stage-managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage, shattering my cheekbone. FML
Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
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Top comments
idkweird 0
Not really your fault. Who gets underneath a person spiking the ball? Also, in volleyball, when someone is hitting the ball, everyone else is supposed to back off, so her bad!
littlexlion 4
Sucks. She got served.
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Comments (212)
fcukb0o 0
GREAT! ~ NOW YOU CAN TAKE HER PLACE ON THURSDAY, BABEH YOU BE TEH STAR!
redbeater 5
broken noses can be fixed, easy. I don't see the problem.
tyler9467 0
she should not even have been playing volleyball in risk of getting hurt like that. AND #61 shut up. many people love the theatre especially when it's filled with talented young high schoolers.
Moonstarmist 0
I see this more as a **** HER life, because she is missing out on something big and, more than likely, very important to her. Still, there's some FYL in this. And #135, it's not always easy getting out of gym (at least at my school). She might not have been able to get out of volleyball. I know a lot of places that wouldn't take "I'm in the upcoming school musical" as an excuse to skip out on the class.
sika_fml 0
totally her fault for being that close to you
Osakhomen 0
It was an accident. It's as much her fault as it is yours. Why was her face so close to your elbow?
blackjack20 0
haha good for you. high school plays are just stupid and gay
Gabbiegummies 4
she prob has like an understudy don't stress it's not that big. of a deal
akittykatcat 0
she can sill be in the musical
disgruntledyouth 0
you should be her replacement