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This happens to you often?

This is exactly why I hate bikers..

Damn straight 18. I don't generalize, but every single one of 'em I've met? Cunts.

#1: slipping hundred million of your potential children through your hands everyday isn't the same as this situation.

Take heart, OP: almost none of those sperm were likely to become real children, even if you had managed to inseminate the first fifty women you encountered that day.

I swear some of these bikers ride as if there's a fucking stick up their ass, riding all over the road. Theres a space on the other side of the white line, you're a hazard if you're dicking around in the lane. And no, I'm not generalizing all the bikers, some are good and some make me want to lodge my passanger door up their asses when going by.

55 - I am convinced you're the guy who almost ran me over, judging by your additude towards cyclists. Just to let you know, I had the turn signal.

Possibly, although it'd be hard to tell from just picking out all the hair and misc body parts plastered to my front end.

55, in their defense they do have a seat stuck up their ass all the time.

91 - that's not how twins work. The egg splits after fertilization.

Is it just me that imagined 49's comment in Samuel L Jackson's voice? And inseminate? What an awesome word!!!

29- I'm glad some one else can speak up against these monstrosities!

Hey, at least he didn't threaten to sue afterwards.

That would be nuts.

It'd be pretty ballsy for the cyclist to do so

He's referring to the fml that someone posted I think yesterday or the day before of the guy who got slapped by a cyclist that ended up crashing and threatening to sue him.

You don't say?

I hope his half babies rest in peace.

Only one fertilizes an egg unless you get lucky and get like twins or triplets, etc. So you honestly don't need all 1,000,000+ to make potential children; considering you'll have more mature sperm cells in 60 days time. Unless within this accident you ended up blowing your nuts, then well, yeah..

The cyclist was just looking for a bike rack -- and he found one!

66- only 1 sperm fertilizes the egg always

I know one does, I'm saying more than one egg can be fertilized by a single sperm cell like; 1-1 1-1 1-1 get what I'm saying? As in special cases with twins.

I've read that it takes around 1000 to break through the "egg" wall. The sperm have enzymes in their head but not enough to break through alone. Basically around 999 help one guy to get through. Poor OP, but don't worry, you'll make sperm until you die.

People can be so awful. Sorry OP.

I'm wondering what's the "business end" of a bike? But that does suck OP. my nuts have never been hit but it sounds painful from what everyone tells me. Feel better soon! And I hope you can still have kids.

Maybe I should wear my jockstrap and cup everywhere?

Ahh, sometimes it's good to be handicapped. The empty weight of my powerchair is over 300 pounds, so if a bike hit me, I ain't movin, HE is! (drives away laughing)

Oh bollocks. There goes your dream of repopulating the earth in your image this afternoon.

Balls to that.

Ouch. its appauling how inconsiderate people can be. hope you feel better op!

your fault just move on

How?? Op didn't know that was going to happen. Read the FML again.

Poor boys.

hit and run, but does insurance cover it?

No, insurance does not in fact cover hit and run incidents on your testicles.

But it should!

But does it blend

next time on ow my balls

Ha i get it... From that movie with Maya Rudolph and uh crap what's his name?

idiocracy

Yes, funny movie

Idiocracy is one of the funniest films of all time! A must see for anyone who loves sarcasm. "But it doesn't have electrolytes." Hahahaha

Sounds like he deserved to have a few million of his future offspring killed.