Love: Today, I was out on a date with a guy. His hot co-worker came...

By Noname - 16/03/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, I was out on a date with a guy. His hot co-worker came to have a beer with us, and I knew my best friend would think he was gorgeous. I wanted to take a picture of him without knowing, so i tried to hold up my phone and pretend to be texting. The flash went off. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, I saw a group of attractive guys at the mall. One of them looked exactly like a friend, so I decided to take a picture. Trying to be discreet, I put my phone up to my ear as if I was making a phone call, and pressed the capture button. The flash went off. FML

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By iStoleTheBrownie - 25/08/2017 01:32

Today, my friend asked me to send her a picture of my crush. I've never talked to him so I had to take the picture without him knowing. My flash was on. FML

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By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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By smh - 03/11/2015 20:04 - United States - Beulah

Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend of two years asked me out on a date was because I accidentally flashed him when we met. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML

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By ThirdWheelHell - 30/06/2016 06:07 - United States - Farmville

Today, I had a date with a guy. We ran into our gay friend at the theater, who insisted on coming along. My date was pissed, but I couldn't turn our friend away. Afterwards, my date texted our friend, mad because he crashed the date. Turns out he isn't gay. And only crashed it because he likes me. FML

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By anonymous - 21/11/2009 08:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML

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Bland date

By tomtomcutiepoof - 13/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML

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Freudian slip

By Anonymous - 14/05/2023 23:00 - United Kingdom - Canterbury

Today, I was on a bus with my friend's older brother. He was kinda cute. I went to message my best friend, telling her how cute this guy was, how he was kinda packing downstairs, and how adorable he was. Two minutes later, he wordlessly turned his phone screen to me. It was the message. I sent it to him by mistake. FML

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By sisterofthebride - 03/10/2014 20:22 - United States

Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML

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Glickstick 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:07

Owned. So hard.

122vanessa122 5

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:07

lmao, thats what happens when your a creap. but...it happens :P :)

Comments

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Friday 11 June 2010 8:06

You tried to make a pic of someone and the raccoons went off?

RJohnyblaze 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 17:58

and they say females cant be perverts... YFDI

mexicanswim 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 0:59

flash? on a phone

doritoninja 4

Saturday 14 August 2010 8:55

um, as a technology expert, I can tell you right now that most cell phones do not have flashes. they either have a low-light adaptive mode, or a "static flash". basically a really bright light that works like a flashlight. NOT AN ACTUAL FLASH!!!!!! totally faked

bangity 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 1:31

are you stupid? I have flash on my Nokia N82 for like 3 years already.

Yoshi_Fue 9

Monday 21 February 2011 1:13

I have about 7 friends whose phones have a flash for picture-taking. Learn before you speak up (or type up, in this case)

tchaikovsky93 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 2:26

LOL

ImThePope 2

Monday 13 December 2010 13:03

You're just plain out dumb. If you want to be a creep, then always check your flash. I'm sure you tried pulling an excuse out of your butt too, like "Oh I accidently pressed that while I was trying to show my friend a picture I took yesterday."