Miscellaneous: Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere,...

By Natalie - 01/04/2011 18:16 - United States

Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML

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By CarrieRedburn - 27/07/2011 08:09 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML

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By COCKYmanUSC - 12/09/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML

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Ecological hazard

By waterballoons - 27/07/2009 08:35 - United States

Today, it was a pretty nice day so I decided I would take a walk through the park to get to work instead of driving. Healthier and better for the planet, right? Wrong. Some little bratty kids were bored apparently and decided to hide behind trees and peg me with water balloons. FML

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By AzNFoo - 26/03/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML

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Classic prank

By CelibateHero - 05/10/2013 06:31 - United States - Notre Dame

Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML

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By lynn777 - 04/04/2011 20:42 - Canada

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

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By KingUrge - 26/04/2013 08:36 - United States - Victorville

Today, as I was walking down the street, a car full of hot girls pulled up and asked if I wanted to party; obviously, I said yes. They then shot at me with party poppers and threw party food all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 00:52 - Canada

Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML

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By sillystring - 13/10/2009 10:09 - China

Today, as I was walking home, a friend passed me by on his moped, and sprayed a bunch of silly string at me. Unfortunately, he hit me in the eye, temporarily blinding me. As I stumbled around blind, I accidentally knocked a bunch of 3 year olds off their bikes, causing them to cry. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2012 01:10 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, someone threw an open soda can at me from a car. It missed, so they circled around and threw an unopened can. That one hit. FML

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dyates27 0

Friday 1 April 2011 22:38

Little jerks

CarleeBugg123 5

Friday 1 April 2011 22:44

I woulda attacked them with mustard balloons :P

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klong91 7

Friday 1 April 2011 23:26

Free ketchup for you

paigeykkins 0

Friday 1 April 2011 23:31

ahhhhh, the smell of ketchup in the morning :)

mintchocolatechi 0

Friday 1 April 2011 23:29

ooo tasty :]

BellaGoBoom 6

Friday 1 April 2011 23:31

So, if it's ketchup filled, why is it still a 'water balloon.'

PassTheDutch 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 1:26

the balloon is called a water balloon cause you don't use normal one. water balloons are smaller and pop way easier.

GeneralMotors 23

Friday 1 April 2011 23:33

that is a good idea.

a7x_RoCk3r 12

Friday 1 April 2011 23:37

BEAT EM

HattersAlice1986 4

Friday 1 April 2011 23:38

Well at least it wasn't actually blood. Blood is so much harder to get out of clothes and hair than ketchup.

mollysaysrawr_fml 7

Friday 1 April 2011 23:41

That was me!

scrambles_49 0

Friday 1 April 2011 23:43

too bad they had a car, you couldn't ketchup:/

sandrop 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 15:06

lmfao

porkbun707 0

Friday 1 April 2011 23:55

lol damn that sucks balls right there

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Today, my 6 year-old son and his cousin were play boxing. For fun, I taught them some real moves. I guess my son is a natural but my nephew got hit so hard he fell over and broke his arm. Now I have to explain this to my wife and her sister. FML

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Today, I finally got my screaming, teething, 1-year-old daughter down for a nap to hopefully get some work done. The second I opened my laptop, FedEx dropped off a package and rang the doorbell. My dog went nuts. Then my neighbor rang the doorbell to let me know I had a package. My daughter's awake now. FML

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Today, I grabbed some lotion to have a good old wank. However, I'd got it a bit wrong in my rush to spurt my man-mush into an old gym sock, and had picked up some concentrated bronzer. I now have neon-orange hands and genitals. FML

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Today, I found out my son has been ditching his Zoom classes. He claims he couldn’t connect because of "technical difficulties." I can’t believe he seriously expected me to believe that. FML

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Today, I woke up with my penis taped inside a milk bottle. Yes, I'm as baffled as you are. FML

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Today, I took part in a charity run for a good cause. I'd trained for months and showed up, only to trip and fall flat on my face at the starting line. I spent the rest of the race with scraped knees and a bruised ego. FML

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Ecological hazard

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