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By Natalie - 01/04/2011 18:16 - United States

Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML

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By CarrieRedburn - 27/07/2011 08:09 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML

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By COCKYmanUSC - 12/09/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML

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Ecological hazard

By waterballoons - 27/07/2009 08:35 - United States

Today, it was a pretty nice day so I decided I would take a walk through the park to get to work instead of driving. Healthier and better for the planet, right? Wrong. Some little bratty kids were bored apparently and decided to hide behind trees and peg me with water balloons. FML

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By AzNFoo - 26/03/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML

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Classic prank

By CelibateHero - 05/10/2013 06:31 - United States - Notre Dame

Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML

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By lynn777 - 04/04/2011 20:42 - Canada

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

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By KingUrge - 26/04/2013 08:36 - United States - Victorville

Today, as I was walking down the street, a car full of hot girls pulled up and asked if I wanted to party; obviously, I said yes. They then shot at me with party poppers and threw party food all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 00:52 - Canada

Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML

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By sillystring - 13/10/2009 10:09 - China

Today, as I was walking home, a friend passed me by on his moped, and sprayed a bunch of silly string at me. Unfortunately, he hit me in the eye, temporarily blinding me. As I stumbled around blind, I accidentally knocked a bunch of 3 year olds off their bikes, causing them to cry. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2012 01:10 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, someone threw an open soda can at me from a car. It missed, so they circled around and threw an unopened can. That one hit. FML

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dyates27 0

Friday 1 April 2011 22:38

Little jerks

CarleeBugg123 5

Friday 1 April 2011 22:44

I woulda attacked them with mustard balloons :P

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franceypants 0

Friday 1 April 2011 22:42

well, I think you should have hot dogs and hamburgers tonight to get all that ketchup off.

crissybear 8

Friday 1 April 2011 22:43

AWESOME... that's just highlarious 

PassTheDutch 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 1:20

this has nothing to do with the post but what kind of hand gun are you shooting in your picture? if that is you then that's way better than a typical city girl. lol.

punkkitteh1 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 3:14

You know, you can be a typical city girl and still shoot guns -.-

crissybear 8

Saturday 2 April 2011 3:57

it's a 22 Glock, 40 calib.

BugsBunny1 4

Friday 1 April 2011 22:43

It's just society telling you not to be healthy... Don't fall into the trap OP!

MissBunny25 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 4:37

oh.. bunny.. this has become awkward..

BugsBunny1 4

Saturday 2 April 2011 5:48

So true...

MissBunny25 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 6:57

hmm.. uhh...

roflmango 0

Friday 1 April 2011 22:44

April fools FTW

CassSanchez 5

Friday 1 April 2011 23:25

exactly :)p

CarleeBugg123 5

Friday 1 April 2011 22:44

I woulda attacked them with mustard balloons :P

CaveGirl 0

Friday 1 April 2011 22:46

YDI because you arein Texas...everyone in TX deserves to be pelted with something, preferably large rocks

coolkat77 0

Friday 1 April 2011 23:36

**** off, Texas is the best

MC18 0

Friday 1 April 2011 22:46

Yumm. saving it for laterr

mollyslips 13

Saturday 2 July 2011 9:46

nom nom nom ketchup:P

ladiesman219 4

Friday 1 April 2011 22:50

what kind of world do we live in that we can't even take jogs in peace

xDancer101x 0

Friday 1 April 2011 22:50

ha!now water is one thing but ketchup is another....

GoPro2Oh 0

Friday 1 April 2011 22:50

well then they wouldn't be water balloons

IHeartJimi02 0

Friday 1 April 2011 23:16

I was thinking the same thing.

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