By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 21:28 - United States

Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML
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gc327072 30

Whoa, badass girlfriend! Dealing justice one bitch-whipping at a time! Better not piss her off, OP, your balls would get kicked so hard they'd turn into diamonds. But hey, congrats on having a loyal girlfriend!

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SquishFish 15

Hey, least she didn't take it wrong and think you were cheating on her!

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white16sox 19

Not the way I saw this one ending. I was expecting the gf to be pissed at OP for "flirting" with the other girl.

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martin_martian7 11

Your girlfriend is a beast!

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winkydog4056 16

Can someone kindly explain to winky dog exactly what 'tripping balls' is!? Winky obviously doen't get out much.

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unknown_user5566 26

Only if you explain why you always speak from a third person point of view.

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winkydog4056 16

#24_Winky doesn't always speak from the third person.....only when Winky feels dumb for not knowing something. Plus, Winky accidentally referred to self as Wanky....so practice makes perfect.

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unknown_user5566 26

Haha, fair enough. "Tripping balls" just means someone is high/under the influence of drugs.

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winkydog4056 16

#29_Thank you kyleekay. That's what I thought it meant....its just I never heard that, even in rehab. Kindly, Winky (recovering addict).

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mfischer 17

Seriously though, you're reminding me of Smeagol.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

You're reminding me of Dobby, or the other house-elf...Winky! Lol.

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SoylentCandycorn 10

At least your girlfriend beat the snot out of the person who deserved it, and not you!

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jdmur 6

Your girlfriend is awesome! Clubs aren't even all that great.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

So your upset that your gf stock up for herself (not to mention you smh grow a pair!) and you got kicked out? Couldn't you have just told this called "meth head" something to begin with? Plus you say you say you were being harassed. Don't act like you didn't like it.

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TaffyMichele 9

So you enjoy being sexually harassed? Guys don't enjoy being harassed just because they're guys.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

1) Check my profile 2) Ask me that again

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chisty87 16

That's a bad ass chick...need me one of those

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Bright_Lights 14

So nice to see a loyal girlfriend for once, instead of girlfriends beating the hell out of the boyfriend and assuming before they have the facts...

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SadGirl18 16

At least your girlfriend cares about you enough to show that lady you're hers. :) I would probably end up doing the same if some crazy whacked out lady started groping my boyfriend!

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