TBTC
Le G?vre, France
Today, I was out apartment hunting with my boyfriend. We visited a marvelous place that ticked all the boxes on our requirement checklist, but my boyfriend was unenthused. There was just one small detail that I hadn’t factored in: it's very badly located if ever zombies attack. FML
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SammyS2012 21
That's the most important factor when looking for a place to live. How could you forget?
Stealth_Void 4
It's a legitimate concern.
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Comments (106)
starfan69 5
Honey be happy he's a keeper
Shayton 12
Guns with silencers?
BADMAMAJAMMA 3
Zombies are in fact real. They don't necessarily feast on humans but there have been several reported sightings in Haiti and Russia. Although its a far fetched idea it could very well happen one day.
Levvy 22
There's also been a reported sighting of a nipple-eating unicorn. I'm reporting it, right now, to you. It's not true, of course, but I'm reporting it. Do you see the flaw in your logic now?
YuuTheNinjuh 9
Nipple-eating unicorn. Oh God, you've just made my day.
kyriakos_fml 3
Seems legit
Sandman578737 0
I don't understand how it check all your boxes then
SchwaggHall 9
Smart guy
LaxMonsta11 1
How insensitive are you.....he is worried about your safety
ellytoad 13
Oh my, you have a boyfriend protecting you from a imaginary threat. Has he at least got the legitimate dangers of life in mind? If so, just... ignore his delusions as best as you can, I guess.
snafu63 0
Man who plans ahead, you thank him one day.
bogart20 13
That's common knowledge always prepare for zombie apacolyps 8-)