TBTC
Le G?vre, France
Today, I was out apartment hunting with my boyfriend. We visited a marvelous place that ticked all the boxes on our requirement checklist, but my boyfriend was unenthused. There was just one small detail that I hadn’t factored in: it's very badly located if ever zombies attack. FML
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SammyS2012 21
That's the most important factor when looking for a place to live. How could you forget?
Stealth_Void 4
It's a legitimate concern.
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notepie 6
Wow your stupid
THE_A_TEEN 28
*You're Oh the irony. If you're going to insult someone, try not to make yourself look like a Dumbass.
nightwanderer 6
A better idea is hide out in your house/hideout with supplies for a few months/years then when most of them are dead the go to the big stores.
doglover100 29
You have to be prepared.
wubbazugg 5
If he seriously considers that a major factor in deciding on a living situation, ditch the dumbass and find someone serious.
apc0243 7
You're an idiot. Anyone that would rely on guns is going to die. Ammo runs out, so unless you have the means an ability to continue to refill shells and casings, you'll eventually be stuck. Not to mention guns make too much noise, every time you kill one Zombie hundreds more would be alerted to where you are. You obviously haven't thought enough about it. Mountains are good, somewhere with water and access to wood. Fletcher's and bowyers will become necessary societal members. No one will survive on their own long enough to make a difference. It becomes about surrounding yourself with others who aren't stupid enough to barricade themselves with guns in death trap buildings.
leigha_mcneil 3
This is a very large concern for my boyfriend and myself. Zombie shelters are a necessity.
noisebox 1
You've got to be kidding? You do not have to the ability to separate fact from fiction, tv from reality?
KiddNYC1O 22
Zombies will rise, my friend. Thank goodness I payed extra attention while watching Resident Evil, Dawn of the Dead, Shaun( or Shawn, not sure) of the Dead, and of course Zombieland.
Spark_Slicker 19
The machines are gonna rise too. Thank goodness I paid attention while watching The Matrix. Seriously, are you freaking kidding me?
KiddNYC1O 22
I am DEAD serious.
DoxIxHAVExTo 10
http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html
Muffin_boo 12
Zombie survival guide says NO WALMARTS! Lmaoo :3
ScaryLullaby 10
Don't worry zombies are pretty stupid.