Today, I was on MSN when the conversation died. So I lied and told them I had to go get ready for a party, and that everyone was expecting me there. I spent the rest of the night playing The Sims. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, it's Saturday night, and also Halloween. Instead of going out, I'm sitting at home on MSN telling everyone who asks me what I'm doing tonight that I'm 'going out in 10 minutes to a party', then when 10 minutes pass, I block them. FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, I got fired over MSN. I wasn't even online at the time. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML
Today, I was chatting with a friend on msn. She told me a few days ago a Halloween party we had been planning was canceled because her parents said no at the last moment. Wanting to cheer her up, I went to her house to surprise her. I guess the party wasn't canceled after all. FML
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
Today, I pretended to drunk text some friends. When in all reality I was sitting home all alone. I don't know what's worse: that I pretended that I was social and drunk, or that the friend I said I was with was actually with them. FML
Today, I pretended to go for a run to impress someone on AIM. FML
Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because she was leaving for the rest of the Summer. She had to cancel to go shopping with her grandma "all day." At 1 o'clock, she came online and told me how much fun she had with this guy I really don't like. She forgot that she lied to me. FML
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Top comments
FFML_314 12
The Sims is awesome. I'm jealous.
iheartglasses 0
Hey nothing wrong with SIMS lol Its so frickin addicting
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Comments (134)
zaizai_fml 0
I don't blame you for wanting to play the sims instead,I'm hoping to get 'Late Night' at midnight tonight.
x3herox3 0
Ur kewl.
kemando 22
hope you're referring to The Sims 3.
EmmyGrangerDC 0
this is more of an MLIA, don't you think?
Sniper3000 0
just say u gotta go and cya later. no need to make stuff up
BoldfaceMatteo 0
your wierd
Samyy27 0
thia is stupid.
XxdarkangelxX13 0
hey!! I play sims lol:P
chasity_27 2
soooooooooooooooooo.......!!!??!
tiaisabella 0
I do that sometimes. I lie to get out of conversations that are shit. But I always end up watching TV or blogging. That's my life in a nutshell.