Intimacy: Today, I was on an Easyjet flight, next to two attractive girls,...

By Byron fiddles - 24/02/2009 11:57 - Hungary

Today, I was on an Easyjet flight, next to two attractive girls, listening to a track which starts with a woman pleasuring herself. I don't like this track so I go to skip it but accidentally unplug my headphones, activating my phone speakers and revealing the said woman at the peak of her orgasm. FML

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By Shrekkk - 02/07/2019 06:14

Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2014 21:32 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 04:41 - United States

Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML

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By Thomas - 20/09/2010 07:16 - United States

Today, I was on my way home on an airplane. The guy I had to sit next to was reading a book with naked girls in it. About 15 minutes into the flight, he had an erection and started to giggle. It was a 2 hour flight. FML

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By Bluetooth Connection - 01/10/2018 03:00

Today, I sat in the bathroom on my phone to rub one out after a long day. Wanting to hear the action, I upped the volume until the sound was low enough for me to hear, despite the volume being near max. I continued until I realized my phone was connected to my headset outside near my family. FML

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By Skylan - 13/11/2008 10:31 - France

Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch porn on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear, but It wasn't until she came out of the bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML

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By djfail - 01/09/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I was DJing on a popular local radio station when a pop-up window appeared on the station's computer. Of all the possible sounds that could have played, it was a girl screaming in pleasure. It went out live on air. FML

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By UH-OH - 15/03/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I sat next to an attractive punk-rock guy on a plane. I tried impressing him by playing music I thought he would like. I clicked on The Who and opened a large window with the album cover so he could see. The track then shuffled, and he was faced with a giant picture of Miley Cyrus. FML

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By terry - 02/11/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I was DJing for a church event where I was stationed in the middle and everyone was sitting behind me. I walked over to get something to drink and eat and come back with glaring looks. My screensaver had came on with pictures of my naked girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 01:28 - Canada

Today, as I got to my first class seat on an airplane, I saw the person I'd be sitting next to wafting the smell of her vagina towards herself and breathing in deeply. It's an eight hour flight. FML

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marny_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 20:36

what the **** kind of song is that.

yay_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 20:48

I want to know this song to create my own awkward moments.

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F_ME 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 20:20

that would happen to be that rob zombie song would it???

XFlyingxPiranhaX 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 4:33

which one.. more human than human or brick house 2000? they both start out with those sounds.

Jordna 0

Friday 19 March 2010 21:22

I love that song!!!

MetalLetteRaver 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 19:37

probably more human than human and it's actually white zombie. lol. but if it is.. how do you not like that song??

redhedsaysrawr 18

Wednesday 18 January 2012 1:37

i bet it is... thats exactly what i was thinking when i read the post! lol... you people have good taste in music...

funkymunky101 2

Monday 18 March 2013 4:10

Maybe superman by eminem

otaku2530 11

Tuesday 10 March 2015 6:42

Or Chelsea Grin-lifeless in the end

marny_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 20:36

what the **** kind of song is that.

HeavyTank 0

Friday 3 July 2009 11:46

l think it's a disco song by Benni Benassi...not sure though. I listened to it at a friend's party and we were all like "wtf"?

I_am_Lathan 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 9:31

Try "Food, Clothes, Medicine" by Aesop Rock Excellent song, but I can never play it out loud when anybody else is around. damn shame.

dangermouse2990 19

Tuesday 29 April 2014 17:40

Yes an Aesop rock fan!:)

yay_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 20:48

I want to know this song to create my own awkward moments.

RabidSumomo 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 20:51

If that's the song by Rob Zombie, I have it too lol. And pretty much the same thing has happened to me. xD

XFlyingxPiranhaX 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 4:36

I did that at school. I was with my girlfriend and some of her friends and I went to my music where the most recent song was brick house 2000 by Rob zombie. then, of course, I hit play instead of next and the volume was all the way up.

celinadepp 21

Tuesday 28 July 2015 1:04

I instantly thought of that song, too!

Diabeetus 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 21:35

You should have said you were watching When Harry Met Sally.

brave_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 22:37

Belphegor! Sexdictator Lucifer!

Pudgygrunt 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 0:21

lol to #4. but its not too bad. it shouldnt have been TOO awkward if they werent too hasty to judge and you didnt ACT like it should be awkward. Just explain yourself