Today, I was on a boat and I thought I saw a towel fly off, but it was actually my fricken dog. FML
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Today, I was walking my dog through a park with a lake. My dog was swimming in said lake, and then appeared to be having trouble keeping his head up. I put my phone and keys on the ground and waded to my dog. He was fine, but I turned around in time to see someone run off with my stuff. FML
Today, I was laying on a couch with my dog watching TV when I heard my dog fart. I looked at her, she looked at me and started waving her tail, blowing it into my direction. FML
Today, I was walking by a pond when I saw a small frog. I decided to catch it to get a close look. After I picked it up, I realized that it was not a frog. It was dog shit shaped like a frog. FML
Today, I noticed my dog chewing on something while on the couch. It looked like a wash rag of some sort, so I grabbed it from my dog. It wasn't until after I picked it up that I noticed it wasn't a wash rag. It was a small, dead bird. FML
Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML
Today, I couldn't find my reading glasses, thinking perhaps i'd dropped them outside, I stepped off my deck bare foot, straight into a steaming dog turd. Only to see my glasses chewed up a few feet away. It went between my toes. FML
Today, I opened the door to a delivery girl with a towel around my waist as I was just out of the shower. My dog was going crazy at the courier, and when she handed me the touchpad to sign for the package, my dog decided it would be a good idea to pull my towel off. FML
Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
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Top comments
dweeds508 24
Holy shit, was it ok???
Pike313 14
Sounds like a ruff situation
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Comments (126)
thesmeagol 22
Can he doggy paddle?
menja 29
I'm not sure if this is a troll, but if it's not, then I hope your dog had fun and didn't injure itself
chris1045S 14
There has to be a follow up for this, hope your dog is ok!
WOTAN1488 24
KANINE OVERBOARD!!!!
sstahpp 33
Canine, sweetheart.
AndracoDragons 5
does it matter?
Zebediabolical 45
Yes. Yes it does.
vikky538 29
In what sense does the username matched with FML
leogachi 15
I'm guessing this person had an account before posting the FML.
amanda182 19
..maybe someone should have been holding the dog if you were going that fast. Unless the dog just wanted to jump in lol
2nd 20
Did you fly off after it?
False_Stupidity 42
Sounds like your dog found the stash of fairy dust and decided to head for Neverland. Maybe he wanted to join the pirates and become a salty sea dog.
engineerosaurus 26
To me, the funniest thing about this post is that OP said "fricken" on FML. The f-bomb is right there in the name after all. On FML, I think choosing Justin Bieber as a screen name is a worse crime than using the word **** in a posting.
RadikulRam 16
How the hell did this fml make it through moderation? It's fake as ****, is June 15 fools day in France or some bs?
toasterspoon 17
Maybe op doesn't like to cuss
toasterspoon 17
It was in Michigan
worldclassrager 41
Some dogs like to run but it looks like yours likes to swim