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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 04:53 - United States

Today, I was moving. While packing, I found an old photo that had been laying face down in the bottom of a drawer for some time, and some of the ink transfered to the drawer lining. There is now an image of my ex-girlfriend's face permanently burned into the bottom of my nightstand drawer. FML

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You deserved it 5 766

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By burnt38392 - 24/12/2010 19:36 - United States

Today, as a means of getting over my abusive ex, I decided to write his name on a piece of paper and light it on fire. As I lit the paper up, I noticed the marker ink had bled through it. The paper is gone, but his name is forever engraved on my desk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 531

You deserved it 19 574

By Hayleey_079 - 18/02/2010 14:22 - United Kingdom

Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 056

You deserved it 3 770

Roommates from hell

By HGTV - 01/10/2013 18:43 - United States - Boston

Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 888

You deserved it 4 120

By Lisa - 09/11/2018 07:00 - United States - Sedalia

Today, I developed a roll of film I'd had sitting around for years. It was all images my ex had taken of him scrubbing his ass and toilet with my electric toothbrush, which I'd used for at least a month after our breakup. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 163

You deserved it 340

Trash the lot

By Anonymous - 16/10/2022 16:00

Today, I was sleeping with my girlfriend on my parents' bed naked, just to wake up to find out she got her period, on fresh, new sheets they bought the other day. As I finished scrubbing it and cleaning, she accidentally left a burning cigarette on the sheets so now it has a burn hole too. FML

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You deserved it 2 841

By annoyed - 23/09/2010 09:59 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' place to visit. My ex-boyfriend's photo is on the fridge, but there aren't any photos of my husband or any of our wedding photos. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 385

You deserved it 2 997

By dumbass1991 - 12/12/2010 19:36 - United States

Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML

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You deserved it 121 869

Wipe out

By Rick - 24/05/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, my house was set on fire, courtesy of my ex-girlfriend, who found out that I have a new girlfriend. Most of our belongings are now reduced to ashes. FML

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You deserved it 104

Great idea

By aridaley - 21/05/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 541

You deserved it 65 049

Not getting my deposit back

By tikizombie - 30/08/2010 20:10 - Canada

Today, I was moving out of my old place. While walking around to make sure I would get my damage deposit back, I stepped on my roommate's lipstick and smeared it all over the white carpet. Then I tripped on the phone cord and ripped the whole thing out of the wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 235

You deserved it 8 411

perdix 29

Saturday 11 September 2010 12:23

So, she's been watching you in bed the whole time. Now, she'll be watching you as long as you own that nightstand. Creepy.

sarabellum93 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 12:22

get a new dresser?

Comments

xdanixx 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 14:22

That sucks!

yagurlteeteexoxo 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 14:32

Just buy a new nightstand OP...

verrronica 7

Saturday 11 September 2010 14:38

or you could just sand off the image?

winslow310560 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 14:46

so have some fun with it and draw things on her face.

weavermycutecat 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 15:58

moustache, much?

imhowie 2

Saturday 11 September 2010 14:53

Just cover it up with contact paper or something. Problem solved.

me_is_lala 2

Saturday 11 September 2010 15:11

re paint it?

nuttinick 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 15:19

#16 Linkin Park is gay. Evreyone else, this is fake. if that happened, it wouldnt be clear enough, and OP, what color is your drawer, white?

InDenial 6

Saturday 11 September 2010 15:41

#43 is a ******.

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 11 September 2010 16:30

It wouldn't matter if the image was clear or not. The OP would know what it was(ex-girl friend). Btw if it's not your style of music that's fine but Linkin Park puts on the best concert ever!

banananut 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 21:16

OP never said the image was totally clear. for all we know it can be really blurry and hard to see, but the point is that it's his ex's face. so you, my friend, should stop making assumptions. :)