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By BigBangrocksthenight - 03/04/2010 00:31 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. Things got kind of heated, so he decided to take off my bra. They cooled back down when a bug flew out. FML

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By Becks - 07/09/2020 23:01

Today, I found a bug in my bra. Not a huge deal, so I flicked him out. Turns out he was a black blister beetle. I woke to at 3 a.m. to insane pain, as well as the water blisters all over my boobs. FML

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By Kurda - 23/05/2015 02:26 - United States - Wallburg

Today, I finally found a bug I had been trying to get rid of. When I removed my bra, I noticed what looked like a piece of bug on it. Apparently, the bug was flattened and suffocated by my boob the entire day. FML

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By Shitsuo01 - 30/12/2016 01:56 - United States - Douglasville

Today, I noticed a small bite on my arm. I couldn't figure out what it came from until I saw a small insect crawling out of my bra. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2012 00:49 - United States - Dansville

Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML

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By joyf - 08/12/2019 20:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend's parents came over. It got hot, so I took off the jacket I was wearing, but I forgot I wasn't wearing a shirt underneath. FML

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By fryebaby623 - 13/11/2015 05:47 - United States - Vero Beach

Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2021 23:01 - United States - Austin

Today, as someone with a large chest, I'm used to sometimes finding food in my clothes at the end of the day. However, when I took off my bra off, I found half of a dead grasshopper. FML

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By fmlpanda - 29/05/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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By Shinobi_3 - 26/02/2010 17:43 - United States

Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML

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adamsk1 0

Saturday 3 April 2010 9:23

maybe if you shower daily that won't happen... ydi for being dirty

playalovegame 0

Saturday 3 April 2010 9:28

ydi for hiding bugs in your bra

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bigbang2ne1love 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 16:26

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DanielleTheOne 3

Thursday 22 April 2010 13:29

make that another :)

strawberryswirl 0

Thursday 22 April 2010 5:26

If you're fooling around with someone and you two can't laugh at something like this, something's wrong.

Thabb 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 23:36

You should've figured put it was in there.

jesijon 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 9:28

BAHAHA!!! That's friggin hilarious.

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Wednesday 22 June 2011 8:53

That's disgusting

kaylapple 1

Sunday 24 July 2011 5:10

gross!

andreuhhh3x 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 3:39

That's disgusting.

TickleMeSillyBit 3

Tuesday 14 February 2012 23:59

Are you the fat chick with Justin?

SaRahdaRahda 9

Thursday 15 March 2012 0:49

Can't you feel a bug crawling on your boobs? Fail.

comeatmebroo6254 1

Wednesday 4 July 2012 21:34

You're all calling her dirty when you have no clue what happened. Bugs fly everywhere no matter how clean you are. It probably just flew down her shirt and she didn't notice haha.