Intimacy: Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of... - FML

By Krissy - 25/01/2010 08:36 - United States

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Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML

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By Noname - 16/01/2009 17:31 - United Kingdom

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Today, my boyfriend struck up a conversation about the reproductive systems of seahorses. We were getting intimate at the time. FML

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By shopper242 - 22/11/2010 12:29 - France

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Today, my boyfriend compared my orgasm to that of a beached sea turtle. He demonstrated what he meant in front of all our friends. FML

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Today, after three unsuccessful months of trying to make me orgasm, my boyfriend finally succeeded. It came from his car bumping up and down while we drove down a pot-holed road. FML

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By chelse_elyce - 21/01/2015 04:10 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 14:06 - United States

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML

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By Shelly - 13/06/2011 02:50 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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By rindawg - 20/01/2009 03:55 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend took me out to a nice seafood dinner where we had some great crab legs. Later tonight we drove down to the beach and started messing around. He started touching me... with his hands still covered in salty crab juice. FML

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jpgray1982 0

Monday 25 January 2010 16:31

I don't know if that is good or bad... Seahorses rule!

perdix 29

Monday 25 January 2010 16:41

What a crazy, random simile! What does that even mean? Does he want to be pregnant with your babies? Pack on a few more pounds and he'll compare you to a sea cow. Oh, the Hugh Manatee!

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yakturk43 0

Monday 25 January 2010 17:11

save a horse ride this seahorse??? YDI

davidhasmorefun 0

Monday 25 January 2010 17:20

maybe he felt like he was in Disney land with lil mermaid hoping he doesn't catch sebastien and his crab friends.

Tekno4Lyfe 0

Monday 25 January 2010 17:31

lol, I want tu meet him"P

HeeeB21 0

Monday 25 January 2010 17:52

if he said u rode like a seahorse that means ur top heavy lol

mrbutterz 0

Monday 25 January 2010 18:00

" today I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car..." WTF? anyone else find that odd, get in the car or something, the hood mabey, but the bumper?

lolthatsucks101 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 5:32

seriously! i was wondering about that.. wonder where the car was parked..

whyme_everytime 0

Monday 7 November 2011 5:00

*maybe I don't mean to be a bitch, it just bugged me, sorry ^^"

briansdae 0

Monday 25 January 2010 18:23

Hahaha why is that bad haha

Orlinda 2

Monday 25 January 2010 18:43

WTF the back bumper???? are you stupid??? how is that possible

Maverick5762 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:38

How is that possible??? Idk, are YOU stupid??

dv2010 0

Monday 25 January 2010 20:30

This makes absolutely no sense. I dont get it at all. Hmmm...try to make a point next time

phanatic62 0

Monday 25 January 2010 20:37

I'm pretty sure the phrases "making love" and "on the back bumper of my car" have never before been in the same sentence. Don't kid yourself - you were getting screwed, banged, drilled, nailed or ****** on the back bumper of your car. I doubt this was the place where some wonderful seahorse lovemaking was happening.

quietlytearful 0

Monday 25 January 2010 21:13

how does he know what riding a seahorse feels like?? no offence but, you seriously need a more mature boyfriend..

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