Today, I was leaving Wal-Mart with my daughter when a man was speeding the wrong way in the parking lot. To avoid getting hit, I pulled over to the side. He thought I was going the wrong way. He got out cursing and screaming and punched a dent in my hood. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I narrowly avoided a head-on collision in the parking garage. The other driver cussed me out. It's a one-way route through the parking garage, and I was going the right way. FML
Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML
Today, while in a parking lot, I accidentally cut someone off out of pure nervousness, as I'm a new driver. I got out of my car to apologize, and they responded by beating me and my car to a pulp with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I was driving down a one-way street, when some raging dumbass came screaming the wrong way down the road at me. My instant reaction was to brake and give the guy a chance to do the same. His instant reaction was to keep going and wreck my car. FML
Today, my mom drove my car and had to make a U-turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she sped up to turn, running off the road and denting my car. To make things worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions, then followed that up with, "It's not that bad." FML
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null_fml 11
Look at the bright side... a parking lot is a great place for him to do that; you got his license plate with ease, right?
p3rfect_ins4nity 0
I would have beatin the shit out of that fool!
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Comments (148)
fuckyouasshole66 0
wow people these days have serious issues
linkjp 0
I know people have said this but you should have kicked his ass and break his car window or use a knife to deflate his tires!
TehFuzzyOne 0
Lol, nice time. You, sir, are 1337.
DeservedIt 0
You deserve it. You should had ran him over for doing that. That would send a message to all the other freaks who shop at walmart. I'd rather shop at a zombie-infested mall than walmart. Oh and you deserve it for shopping at walmart.
null_fml 11
I've covered wars, you know.
afarr 0
Y'know, before FML i had never heard of walmart!?
zac2012 0
you shoulve kicked his ass
mps1969 8
True Walmart is white trash magnet my car door was scratched there . I always carry pepper spray for that exact reason and I'm a guy. You just spray and call the cops because I might be able to take them but they could be carrying . I hope you at least got his license to report him to the cops .
mzhonesty 0
Take down his license place and the type of car. He's not getting away with that. Then again, I tend to rage and start hitting people with my car if they attempt to hurt it.
jcougar12 0
Did anyone remember that she was with her daughter??? Im guessing if she had to pull her out the way that or her daughter didnt slap the shit out of this guy for talking like that to her mom that she isnt really that old. Yelling and fighting in Walmart parking lot really screams out good parent. Or even better, running him over and killing him.
Diannaa 0
I agree with #48, she was with her daughter... So why would she want to make a bigger scene in a wal- mart parking lot by fighting some guy? I think she's just being a good parent.
Anon17564 3
Sounds like the guy has a chance of being on coke. Pity you ended up in his way like that, but probably just as well that you didn't fight back. On the plus side, you'll probably never see him again. FYL anyway though.
thump_fml 0
there are security cameras all over every inch of the property, but file a police report or you won't see them. speeding hood punchers sound scary
Comentator 0
You should have called the cops...