Today, I was laying down on my couch. My friend IM's me on my laptop to watch a video. It turned out that the video was one of those scary pop up's. I got so scared I dropped my laptop. The screen had a big crack. FML
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Today, I got a new laptop for Christmas. The picture on the box showed a woman balancing it on one finger to show how light it was, so I tried it myself. I dropped my laptop, breaking the hard drive and putting a massive crack down the screen. FML
Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML
Today, I got a text message. My phone was sitting on the edge of the bed and set on vibrate, so it fell off. I reached down to grab my phone and fell off the bed. My macbook landed on top of me. I fractured my arm and broke my laptop to read a text from facebook. FML
Today, I got home after a long day and collapsed onto my bed… forgetting I'd left my laptop open on it. Now I have an expensive, broken pillow. FML
Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML
Today, about to fall asleep, a bug started buzzing behind the screen to my window. Losing my sanity, I punched the screen, forgetting all about the glass. I now have a cracked window and one still annoying bug. FML
Today, I was lying on the sofa when the phone rang. I jumped up to answer in time. I knocked over my laptop, and kicked my guitar into a glass causing it to smash. It was a wrong number. FML
Today, I was on a video call with my crush from work. Trying to look totally chill, I leaned back in my chair. The back of chair gave way, so I fell out of frame, and the only thing he saw before I disconnected was my foot in the air. FML
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
Today, I was studying for a midterm, so I put my computer on the side of my desk to make more room for my books. My roommate came in while I wasn't paying attention and tackle-hugged me from behind - I fell over, knocking my computer out the window. I live on the 8th floor. FML
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Top comments
mattiscool 0
why do some people click YDI for no reason... some people are more jumpy than others. I pranked a few people with those, some jumped and screamed, and some didnt even make any face expression.
nnnihad 6
I'm hungry.
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Comments (122)
fretforyerlatte 0
27..wow. just wow. i can see getting startled, but scared to the point of crying to your mom? that's just sad.
fretforyerlatte 0
27..wow. just wow. i can see getting startled, but scared to the point of crying to your mom? that's just sad.
czm 0
sounds like something i'd do! lol
Emwo 0
Which video was it? I hope you didn't have your sound Maxed out for some reason.
SummerLover95 0
O that sucks, hey at least you have friends to IM you, its not the end of the world ,hope you can buy another computer!
twilax101 0
one time i actually didnt sleep for three days bcuz of that.
ProZilver 0
LOL at #50 i mean cmon they r not so scary >>
Stephai 0
Because of one of those, i slept with my lights on for a week and didn't stay in a room alone for more than 5 mins.
Jessmess12 0
Some people are jumpy, dont bash them because your not. And I hate those things so much.
Indiana_fml 4
That reminds me of a great prank on a poor little cute innocent girl: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXaQKrfUj9c So incredibly cruel, and yet I can't help but finding her facial expression hilarious >:)