Today, I was laying down on my couch. My friend IM's me on my laptop to watch a video. It turned out that the video was one of those scary pop up's. I got so scared I dropped my laptop. The screen had a big crack. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a new laptop for Christmas. The picture on the box showed a woman balancing it on one finger to show how light it was, so I tried it myself. I dropped my laptop, breaking the hard drive and putting a massive crack down the screen. FML
Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML
Today, I got a text message. My phone was sitting on the edge of the bed and set on vibrate, so it fell off. I reached down to grab my phone and fell off the bed. My macbook landed on top of me. I fractured my arm and broke my laptop to read a text from facebook. FML
Today, I got home after a long day and collapsed onto my bed… forgetting I'd left my laptop open on it. Now I have an expensive, broken pillow. FML
Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML
Today, about to fall asleep, a bug started buzzing behind the screen to my window. Losing my sanity, I punched the screen, forgetting all about the glass. I now have a cracked window and one still annoying bug. FML
Today, I was lying on the sofa when the phone rang. I jumped up to answer in time. I knocked over my laptop, and kicked my guitar into a glass causing it to smash. It was a wrong number. FML
Today, I was on a video call with my crush from work. Trying to look totally chill, I leaned back in my chair. The back of chair gave way, so I fell out of frame, and the only thing he saw before I disconnected was my foot in the air. FML
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
Today, I was studying for a midterm, so I put my computer on the side of my desk to make more room for my books. My roommate came in while I wasn't paying attention and tackle-hugged me from behind - I fell over, knocking my computer out the window. I live on the 8th floor. FML
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mattiscool 0
why do some people click YDI for no reason... some people are more jumpy than others. I pranked a few people with those, some jumped and screamed, and some didnt even make any face expression.
nnnihad 6
I'm hungry.
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Comments (122)
raged_fml 0
the story's ending would have been better if it ended with you ******** your pants... imo
likeewtfzoya 0
HAHAHAHAHAAHA your lame xD
Zoa_fml 0
Wow these FMLs keep getting dumber and dumber
pipsqueak2099 0
LMAO @ #67. In fact rereading it, it sounds like the screen has a ratherly large ass crack...
FrenchyTheFry 0
YDI for having a mangina. Grow up. And while you're at it grow some balls.
teehee520 0
How the hell where you positioned to have your laptop fall and crack?
team49 0
how can you drop the laptop when you were lying down? you must be really retarded...
WolfgangDS 0
You can actually replace the screen. I had to once. It cost me about $150 and an hour of my time. eBay is your friend.
BluuFox 0
Ew... Was it the exorcist face? Those ALWAYS make me jump! XD (I played Scary Maze) :(
danceydancetime 0
this fml is so lacklustre it is almost a mlia