Miscellaneous: Today, I was late to school for the third time this week because...

By EFFED4LIFE - 11/03/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, I was late to school for the third time this week because my alarm clock didn't go off. I clearly remembered setting it, so I videotaped myself sleeping. It turns out I've been turning off my alarm clock in my sleep. FML

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By sleepy momma - 02/06/2013 06:06 - United States - Altoona

Today, after buying 3 new alarm clocks, I finally decided to video tape myself all night to figure out if my alarm clock was broken or if I was oversleeping. Turns out I wake up around 4am each day and turn them off without remembering. FML

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By 2285morgan - 15/12/2011 20:12 - United States

Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML

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By regrettably well rested - 14/05/2017 16:00 - United States - Clearfield

Today, I set 3 alarms so I wouldn't miss an early morning event I was volunteering at. After I slept through the first one, my roommate turned the other two off without waking me up because they were annoying. I missed the event. FML

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By NoorFML - 13/09/2013 13:24 - United States

Today, I woke up and saw that my alarm clock had fallen on the floor. It read 9:05 am. I panicked because I was late for work. As I frantically got ready, I went to pick my alarm clock up to place it back on my nightstand when I realized it was upside down. The actual time was 5:06. FML

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By doh - 10/01/2009 05:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML

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By Budhvaraddams - 30/01/2023 18:30

Today, I had an important test at 7 in the morning, so I sat the alarm at 6 o'clock and fell asleep. Later I was woken up by a call from my friend asking me why I didn't show up for the test. It was 9:30. I'd sat the alarm at 6:00 PM. FML

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By Really? - 10/07/2010 14:57 - United States

Today, I lost my job because I was late. I was late because I had no alarm. I had no alarm because my roommate got mad and broke my phone when I beat her at scrabble. FML

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By tiredofthis - 10/10/2012 17:38 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML

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Here I go again

By Anonymous - 03/01/2013 05:02 - United States - Austin

Today, after I finally laid down from a long day and was about to fall asleep, I realized I forgot to set my alarm. I don't own an alarm clock and my alarm is on my phone. Which was in my car. I live on 15th floor of an apartment building and our parking garage is across the street. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2015 18:51 - Norway - Bergen

Today, like every day, I woke up at 3 in the morning because my roommate needs "a three hour warning" before his real alarm goes off. His alarm is a constant beeping noise which he always ignores for a good 10 minutes before finally getting up and turning it off. FML

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adelaide_evening 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 16:04

I do that ALL the time. What you need to do is set the one by your bed (the one I assume you are turning off), and then set another one across the room about five minutes later so you have to get up and turn it off. Between the two of them and having to walk across the room, it should wake you up. If it doesn't, set another across the room.

xolotl 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 16:01

Whoa.

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glockperfection 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 22:03

hahahaha! that happens to me a few times a month

ellebell 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 22:06

you should put your alarm across the room and up high on a shelf

pokipoki 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 22:07

happens to me all the time. not fml enough.

nobody_special 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 22:19

Go to thinkgeek and buy one of those alarm clocks that you have to chase to turn off. Hilarious, and you'll never have to worry about setting it off in your sleep!

pltcllyincorrect 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 22:30

i'm with you on that one! i do this all the time. i back up all the comments saying to set it across the room. this won't help you with your alarm, but assuming that you have issues being tired in the morning.. when you DO wake up, try turning your room light on immediatly. it helps you wake up faster!

_Elizabeth_ 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 22:57

Wow, that's crazy. It's your subconscious letting you get more sleep. Hahahaha.

dickinabox 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 23:22

I do that too. I have my clock across my room, I get up to press snooze, and I do it again 9 minutes later. Sometimes I don't even remember doing it the first time.