Intimacy: Today, I was jogging around the neighborhood when I went past...

By Anonymous - 23/11/2011 22:58 - United States

Today, I was jogging around the neighborhood when I went past a bar. There were lots of drunk men outside telling me to come over so they could give me the night of my life. One of those men was my grandpa. FML

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ilyuhms 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 8:35

my grandpa only watches tv and farts

Nolnah 14

Thursday 24 November 2011 8:42

Well, did you go over? What a dumb question of course you did. :p

Comments

djphoenix18 1

Thursday 24 November 2011 16:00

Wincest!

dubstepfreak123 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 16:39

I would like for a bar to be in my "neighborhood", where do you live????

hateevryone 14

Thursday 24 November 2011 17:08

strange, much?

thegumqueen 2

Thursday 24 November 2011 17:49

Um that is scary...

Okayitwasme 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 17:51

"So Grandpa, do you hang out at that corner often? Or was that a special occasion?" Of course ask when everyone has settled down and passed the wine at dinner.