By Anonymous - 23/11/2011 22:58 - United States

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Today, I was jogging around the neighborhood when I went past a bar. There were lots of drunk men outside telling me to come over so they could give me the night of my life. One of those men was my grandpa. FML
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ilyuhms 0

my grandpa only watches tv and farts

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Nolnah 14

Well, did you go over? What a dumb question of course you did. :p

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sydie5 12

Family reunions will be pretty awkward.

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sheethapins 13

Don't worry op, they're old. What they mean by giving you the night of your life is playing kick the can (whoever's hip breaks last wins so your chances are good), looking at slide shows, and going to "the picture show" for a nap.

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ohmyhotdogonabun 0

Omg this comment just made my day

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Retirement home charter bus took a wrong turn?

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csosa187 1

YDI for being so attractive to drunk old men.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Umm, they are drunk, chances are they are seeing what the alcohol is letting them see, not the real her. For an experiment, drink heavily one of these days and look at a picture of perdix (before you drink and after you drink). You'll see the difference.

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csosa187 1

I know they are drunk, hence '...to DRUNK old men'. Not implying she is unattractive to sober men.

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NPN_Scorpio 16

...especially if you drink Famous Grouse.

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thebadmanpuntedb 7

Sorry to burst your bubble but I'm pretty sure anybody would look attractive to drunk old men.

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youngbuck10 9

I would definitely bring this up over Thanksgiving dinner and embarrass your grandpa back real good.

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awksome 0

are you hot? if not, it's a compliment like you never had and you should totally do it!! you'll get laid by a bunch of experienced guys what else do you want? ;) if you are hot you should try to hit on your grandmother, see if you'll get a threesome! did i just say that? Yes i did

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GVirdi 11

U wud do that Desperate little noob

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flockz 19

he has more experience than you, your dog, and your hands. combined.

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FYLDeep 25

If that bothers you, then why did you post an FML? It's basically the same crowd over here...

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