Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML
Today, there's a new freshman at my school that looks exactly like me. Whenever we see her, my friends shout "Twinzies!" I don't have anything against her, but I'm bummed because I'm a male senior. FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
Today, I walked into my new maths class. I stepped inside only to be yelled at by the teacher for nearly 15 minutes. I was then told never to enter her class again and was sent to the principal. My identical twin brother was in her class the period before me. He also has a thing for older women. FML
Today, I met this girl who's perfect. Turns out, since I'm adopted, she might be my sister. FML
Today, I made a friend on an online chat. We got along fairly well and even traded Facebook accounts. I found out that the two of us had a lot of very surprising things in common. We were the same age, we were from the same school, and we even had the same boyfriend. FML
Today, while out with my family, I happened to run into "the one who got away." She smilingly introduced herself to my wife, who definitely noticed that she and our daughter share the same name. FML
Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML
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sportmaster525 0
take a hint. your dad thinks your hot.
Maddoctor 10
That is just...so worng on so many levels.
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Comments (132)
Victoria_fml 0
OP, I quite like your nick!
Link5794 18
WTF does that mean? Are you British?
kbaker90 0
...that's so creepy o.O
l30n 0
that's ****** up. nasty!
babygirl7885 0
hahaha thats SO ****** up
yaktazuki 0
Yuck
bexox 0
More like sisters. Unless you know a lot of moms who had kids in the toddler years.
xFaust_fml 12
Ewwwwww! That's just sick!
fuckin_lovely 0
Well, thats FUNKIN LOVELY! wtf r u going to do about it??? If i were u, i'd jump that class mate of urs retard. r u really going to let ur dad ruin ur and that girls life? WTF
dannnngthatsux 19
WTF? Unless he has actually done anything to the daughter, suggested they have sex, grabbed her ass, etc then it may be creepy but as long as the fiance is 18+, he's done nothing wrong.
toosoonbreh 0
Role play?
justanotherhuman 21
I'm always a little weary of people who start romantic relationships with people who are their childrens' age. Does this mean Daddy would be okay with it if you started banging one of his peers? FYL.