Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML
Today, there's a new freshman at my school that looks exactly like me. Whenever we see her, my friends shout "Twinzies!" I don't have anything against her, but I'm bummed because I'm a male senior. FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
Today, I walked into my new maths class. I stepped inside only to be yelled at by the teacher for nearly 15 minutes. I was then told never to enter her class again and was sent to the principal. My identical twin brother was in her class the period before me. He also has a thing for older women. FML
Today, I met this girl who's perfect. Turns out, since I'm adopted, she might be my sister. FML
Today, I made a friend on an online chat. We got along fairly well and even traded Facebook accounts. I found out that the two of us had a lot of very surprising things in common. We were the same age, we were from the same school, and we even had the same boyfriend. FML
Today, while out with my family, I happened to run into "the one who got away." She smilingly introduced herself to my wife, who definitely noticed that she and our daughter share the same name. FML
Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML
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sportmaster525 0
take a hint. your dad thinks your hot.
Maddoctor 10
That is just...so worng on so many levels.
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Comments (132)
friday13thbaby 0
Ugh, that is so freakin creepy... FYL.
wellinever 5
Did you ever make out together?
RichYungReverse 0
YDI for not being older and looking like her JK. FYL your dads a creep lol
aback 5
Oh. That's so gross. :(
dan81892 2
this is like the 5th FML that had to do with a stepmom being the same age as the son, lol. but seriously, FYL.
romaunts 0
welll, this is the daughter, actually... hence why they look similar?
Denial13 0
OP is a girl dumbass
spoo 24
pete and repete went fishing, pete fell overboard, who was left?
AAAAHHHH12 2
Repete! :p
misssweetie 0
I don't get it!?
spoo 24
the FML is a repeat
pinkbullethippy 0
Pft, this makes me think of Hulk Hogan. His new girl looks JUST like Brooke. That's kinda weird that's she's your age.... Maybe he's trying to get back at your mom with the younger woman thing.
bexox 0
That's because it's obvious that Hulk wants to bang Brooke. That's why he's so overprotective.
Kay_Ell_Dee 0
Wow. That's just freaky.
Antivirus_fml 0
This is BULLSHIT! & those who belived it are assh*les.
PrincessesCrown 17
wow you're one of those people who think every FML is fake. Believe it or not but the same things can happen to different people
a_cad_1 0
Does your Significant other get you two confused?