Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML
Today, there's a new freshman at my school that looks exactly like me. Whenever we see her, my friends shout "Twinzies!" I don't have anything against her, but I'm bummed because I'm a male senior. FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
Today, I walked into my new maths class. I stepped inside only to be yelled at by the teacher for nearly 15 minutes. I was then told never to enter her class again and was sent to the principal. My identical twin brother was in her class the period before me. He also has a thing for older women. FML
Today, I met this girl who's perfect. Turns out, since I'm adopted, she might be my sister. FML
Today, I made a friend on an online chat. We got along fairly well and even traded Facebook accounts. I found out that the two of us had a lot of very surprising things in common. We were the same age, we were from the same school, and we even had the same boyfriend. FML
Today, while out with my family, I happened to run into "the one who got away." She smilingly introduced herself to my wife, who definitely noticed that she and our daughter share the same name. FML
Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML
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Top comments
sportmaster525 0
take a hint. your dad thinks your hot.
Maddoctor 10
That is just...so worng on so many levels.
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Comments (132)
crazy_life44 0
That's really creepy.
Hellcrapdamn 0
Are you Brooke Hogan? Your dad's the freakin' Hulk!!!
cani_fml 0
I wonder what your dad would say if you pointed out these facts to him..
DameGreyWulf 1
No kidding. Too many kids don't step up when they find something their parents are doing a problem, I mean especially when it's this. "My dad is being creepy as **** in my opinion but I'm going to roll over and let it happen." Not saying it's going to fix the problem, but at least daddy knows his daughter is not comfortable /at all./
sbcpunkrocker 0
Is this the same maths class and twins as #4329810? God this site is getting repetitive or extremely fake...
cherlana32 0
Well that would make sense if men and women were the same thing. Unfortunately for your point, they are not.
saailaway 0
incest
Mbeth 0
That is SUPER CREEPY!
NotReal03 0
creepy...but it is the girl's fault too. I mean honestly...your classmate looks like you but you still date and future marry her dad? Don't you think you are getting into something wrong?
little_mermaid_fml 0
EEWW.
cheertigers 0
awww that sucks
doubleAbattery 0
That's a little creepy to be perfectly honest.