Today, I was in the middle of enjoying a really good book while in a waiting room. Someone saw what I was reading and thought it would be cool if she leaned over and told me everything that happens. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was reading a book in public. Some bastard stranger came over and started spoiling the plot for me. FML
Today, I saw a cute guy at the coffee shop reading a book. Wanting to be friendly, I smiled as I approached and asked what he was reading. He returned the smile and said, "Minding your damn business, by Fuck Off." FML
Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall next to me started asking me how I was doing. Thinking it was weird but not wanting to be rude, I answered her questions. Halfway though our conversation she said: "Hold on, the girl in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to her." FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
Today, my friend wasn't responding to my whispers in the library, so I walked over and very slightly moved his chair. At that exact moment, the librarian walked in. Regardless of our efforts to tell her anything, she got us banned from the library. FML
Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML
Today, I was in the romantic section of a book store making fun of the titles. Thinking my friend was behind me, I read in a sexy voice, “Sleeping with a Stranger” and turned to laugh only to find the 70-year-old store manager smiling and winking at me. FML
Today, I went to the library to bring back some books, I walked up to the counter and the librarian turned to me and said "What can I do for you young man?" I'm a girl. FML
Today, I gave the guy I've been seeing a copy of my newly published book, because I know he loves writing. He started reading and commented on how amazing it was. Then he gave it back. He didn't realize it was a gift. My awkward self didn't correct him. I'd written him a sweet letter inside. FML
Today, I pulled out a book and my bookmark fell out. My crush picked it up and a weird look came across his face. I then realized I had used toilet paper. Now I'm the girl who reads while taking dumps. FML
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DocBastard 40
Lady: Looks like a good book. OP: It's awesome. It's so suspenseful... Lady: Oh, I've read that one. OP: Yeah,I haven't gotten to the end y... Lady: The cat puts Thing 1 and Thing 2 back in the box. OP: God DAMN it!
timtamslam 19
oh i hate that! sucks for you :(
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Comments (109)
tykiej 0
That is when you suckerpunch them & ask, "Isnt it more fun to not know what is coming?"
slickrasta 1
thats why you get an ebook reader and when she asks what your reading just say "I'm not sure I can't remember the title". People are so selfish lol.
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Wow, people have some nerve,OP.
gamer_fur_life 0
really? THIS is your FML? so your life is fu*ked and totally ruined because someone told you the ending of a friggin book? how pathetic.
MonkeySpeaks 4
Who said their life sucked and was ruined. WHY do FMLs always have to be catastrophic. I mean I know half of you are drama queens anyway, and to be honest if you are a "gamer for life" you may not have the largest grip on reality as it is. I consider it more an FML to be stuck behind a computer all day rather than popping on for a quick moment to catch up on some email and say hey to a friend or two. And just the way YOU, gamer, use video games to entertain yourself and escape life's realities, many of us READ to do that. Which is MUCH more applaudable than constantly playing video games. It breaks my heart when my students ramble on about COD. I've watched peoples lives deteriorate because they couldn't participate in the real world. They failed classes, lost jobs, lost friends, etc. So yea, this is F the OP L because it SUCKS when you put time and energy and imagination into something (you dont really NEED an imagination for games, they kinda do that for you, huh) and someone takes it upon themselves to ruin it. The OP probably felt how YOU feel right now with me saying being a gamer is lame and a sad way to go through existence.
Anteezy 7
Now you're being just as bad as the other guy, who's to say which is better, gaming or reading? It's obvious everyone has his own preferences but it doesn't mean one of them is better than the other. Games and reading both provide their own challenges. So who cares whatever somebody else likes, whatever floats your boat is cool. Being judgmental rarely helps you get your point across, just a heads up for in the future. :3
mischa0622 0
Yeah, I agree with you.
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
Sucks for you, get over it.
spady62287 0
lol where you reading Twilight? if so YDI...
Zebidee 9
Nah, it was a good book, where the ending wasn't predictable, so it couldn't have been.
BeachPanda 0
only takes about 4 muscles to slap a bitch takes a lot more to frown about it
Bewitched_fml 0
Snape kills Dumbledor on page 596 (:
ajfraser 3
ydi for liking to read!
TXCandy 3
And u HAD to stay and listen? u should have just slammed the book in their face and moved away. duhh!