Today, I was in my car and stopped at a red light. A homeless woman then started to throw rocks at my car for no apparent reason. I drive a convertible. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
Today, everything in life was going smoothly. Including the rock someone slingshot through my passenger window while I was driving. Thank you, random citizen! FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, while working at a restaurant, I watched someone throw their car door open and hit the side of my brand new car for the third time this week. I told the woman to be more careful. She told my manager that I was being racist. As I was being yelled at, I watched her hit my car again, smiling. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, a hobo threw up on my car while at a red light. He then asked me for money. FML
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Top comments
Ranimal 12
Shouldve ran the bitch over, if it was possible.
JocelynKaulitz 28
That last sentence may be the reason.
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Comments (82)
ltsmark 0
**** her up
snoot 0
Just thinking put her teeth through the curb
IStoleTheCookies 16
she probably has no teeth left
Slayerfan408 6
agreed
palltaru 0
ehh Homeles people you gotoo love em;)
CallMeHush 1
I clicked YDI because I am petty and it is too damn cold to have the top down where I am.
KissablePsycho 0
how you gonna sue her if she's homeless lol
Jimboom 12
She was obviously a stoner
sparklestar69 1
hahaha
GawZ 0
if a homeless bitch starts throwing rocks at me when I'm in my convertible, I get out and give her two black eyes and a busted jaw.
cameront777 0
sure u do
Ranimal 12
That's a guarantee win with Boners representing you. He repped me when I sued that sex lube company for millions for 2nd degree burns.
perdix 31
The reason is pretty obvious -- she wanted to throw rocks at a target where she could hit someone. It's not nearly as fun to bounce rocks off a hard top as it is to bean a rich bitch. If you can't recognize the envy and jealousy you create when driving a convertible, I suggest you trade it in for a nice, gray Hyundai.
muchagente 5
ha haaa! those homeless people! the funny thing is: you can call her or me whatever you want; but still: as long as we allow all the ground to be inherited private property, those excluded will eventually end up so ******-up that they have nothing to lose and just some fun to win, like throwing stones at cars. i happily grant it to anyone involved, at least this i can do.