Today, I was in my car and stopped at a red light. A homeless woman then started to throw rocks at my car for no apparent reason. I drive a convertible. FML
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Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
Today, everything in life was going smoothly. Including the rock someone slingshot through my passenger window while I was driving. Thank you, random citizen! FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, while working at a restaurant, I watched someone throw their car door open and hit the side of my brand new car for the third time this week. I told the woman to be more careful. She told my manager that I was being racist. As I was being yelled at, I watched her hit my car again, smiling. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, a hobo threw up on my car while at a red light. He then asked me for money. FML
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Ranimal 12
Shouldve ran the bitch over, if it was possible.
JocelynKaulitz 28
That last sentence may be the reason.
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Comments (82)
onemoremilexo 0
..she obviously saw that you were in a comfortable money situation. not that what she did wasn't irrational but you couldve tried to help her with $5. no fml there.
AtomicMangox3 1
@onemoremilexo, Yes, let's give money to homeless people to help them out. Then their irrational way of thinking makes them think it is okay to not work and be lazy. After all, you get free money! You're not actually helping them by giving them money. You make them think it's okay to be homeless. When you don't give them money, you're helping them by giving them the opportunity to suffer the consequences of being lazy and stupid, then maybe they'll want something better for themselves and they'll end up working for it.
adaliapeace 3
Oh, really? People become homeless for many reasons, not just laziness and refusal to work. I lived in a homeless shelter for three months. Most of the people who were there did work. Some of them were older people who had worked all their lives who were waiting on Social Security to process their paperwork and give them disability or retirement benefits. One guy was there because he'd been on his way home from a trip and had his car stolen and got the crap beaten out of him. You can't just assume that everybody who is homeless is to blame for their position. The unemployment rate in my town is ridiculous and a lot of people are losing their jobs, is it their fault if they can't get another one, simply because there isn't another one for them? Or if they can't pay rent because the only other job they can get is a part-time fast food job that pays crap? You're ignorant. :)
Acousticpixie14 6
It's a safer mentality to think that they all are to blame. I agree that they're not, but it is safer. Also, I agree that you do not give the homeless money. Ever. Give them food, clothes, etc. not money.
AtomicMangox3 1
Actually, I do agree with you that there are several different reasons to be homeless. It IS, however, the person to blame that is homeless. They won't contact family members to possibly help them move to another state to find a better job? If they don't have anyone, then they should save their earned money. If they work at a shit job that makes $8/hr, they are indeed able to save up and pay for monthly rent and all those other necessities. As long as they're working 35 hrs/wk. Some people don't know how to live within their means. If they're homeless, they should adapt quickly and save their money to get out of there. In this op's case, I'm going to assume that this lady does not care about being homeless, due to the fact that she is sitting off the side of the road and throwing rocks at cars that look nice. So THAT is why I don't feel like giving them MY hard-earned money. Like you said, they can go to a homeless shelter and live like you did. They didn't, so once again they are to blame because they don't seek the help.
tankrunner 8
you are supposed to get out of your car and hand cash to someone who assaults you?
InsaneGenius 0
I disagree with this comment: If you drive a convertible your life doesn't suck!" Have you seen those men that drive around in Mazda Miatas? They're lives suck because people constantly make fun of them. Sorry, but that is so not manly! Lol
kyrintethron 0
**** homeless people. FYL
goodorbadnews 0
why was the woman out of the kitchen? that is the real question
pizzagirl001 0
Maybe it's because a convertable costs much money ? Think ......
rachelpfitzner 3
a homeless woman throwing rocks at someone driving a convertible. and you can't think why?
hummingbug 2
I'm not buying this "holier than thou" crap all the homeless haters are dishing out. Five bets that 85% of you hate your jobs, so if you think you're so good, why don't you give up your job to someone who needs it? Sounds a bit outrageous, right? Yes, so is your assumption that all homeless people are evil, violent, rude, lazy and unmotivated. You have time to read this site and to respond it and yet you speak of THEIR laziness? Ironic...(obviously, I am doing the same thing, but honestly, if you guys want to have a right to whine about homeless people then do something to eradicate their situation *you'll find you won't whine once you get to know them without bais.* You are simply uneducated and if you knew more than what you read on this site and what you had as one encounter with one person, then again, you would feel much more differently). Let the whining about this post commence.
tankrunner 8
So what have you done to fix this situation?
Hal0kittyable 0
She's just mad because it's really an fml for her life. That and she's jealous of your convertible.
X_o_X_ocutie 0
Chris Brown that bitch!!
cathskee 1
LOL i guess you were kind of mocking her because shes homeless and you were driving a probably expensive car.