Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML
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Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML
Today, my family drove me to the airport. Before they said goodbye, my mom discreetly pulled me to one side and asked if I'd remembered to pack my birth control pills. Unfortunately, my little sister heard, then chased me through the security line, yelling, "YOU'RE ON BIRTH CONTROL?!" FML
Today, my mom went through my drawers and found some antibiotics from Planned Parenthood. She immediately flew into a rage and told my whole family, my aunts, and her church that I was a “loose woman with a horrible disease.” The antibiotics were to treat bacterial vaginosis, not an STD at all. FML
Today, I found out my sister has been "borrowing" my adult toys and putting them back without washing them well enough. How did I find out? I came back positive for an STI. FML
Today, my 8 year-old sister tried vaping. My parents found out and planned on yelling at her, but nothing happened. She even got a reward for being curious. When I was 15 and got my first piercing (in the ear) I kinda got beat, and slept outside for the night. It makes me wonder what's going on sometimes… FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend took some extremely strong painkillers that unfortunately gave him a giddy sense of euphoria. He then stripped naked in his parents' lounge room and yelled, "You've all seen it before!" His really religious parents didn't know this. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
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deathburger13 0
Replace your moms ***** with a taser and paint it pink :)
Rakayum 0
nobody likes a tattle tale.
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teiso_fml 0
I just realised that you're a guy so talking to her yourself might not be the best option, either, but my point still stands. Were you genuinely concerned for her or did you just want to see her get into trouble? If the former, why would you think that your parents freaking out and calling her "filthy" would help the situation? I mean, your parents are asses, but I have to wonder at your own motivation, too.
iFruit 0
YDI for saying "pleasuring myself". Maybe if you called it masturbating we wouldn't be in this mess right now!
abu3mair 0
well... now you know who their favourite child is.
blah_blah26 0
maybe your parents were being sarcastic about the "beautiful thing", it might be that she has horrible acne or horrible periods and she's didn't want you to know because it's embarassing or awkward. suck it up. besides she's your younger sister she's always gonna get away with anything... i speak from experiences.
potatopeeler 0
Why the **** would you tell your parents if they did that to you? YDI for trying to get your sister into trouble.
syed121417 22
Don't assume he wanted to get his sister in trouble maybe he was actually concerned. I mean they are siblings, it wouldn't be a shocker, and they are her PARENTS it would be for them to know that their daughter is taking birth control pills, even if it wasn't for sex
Ashley868 10
I'm just wondering what you were doing in her room in the first place. You're sick.
xNephilim 19
WTF? Seriously? He's sick for entering his sister's room? Really? Wow.
Lichinamo 33
My brother is constantly in my room, and I in his. So you are not automatically sick for being in your sibling of the opposite sex's room. Then again, my brother and I always yell at eachother to get out of eachother's rooms, so it might not be the best of examples.
princess1979 0
Just wondering why in the world you were telling on her when you got such a violent reaction? Seems pretty shitty to me.
tipsy337 0
Ydi for being a snitch.
goldfish15 0
lamo thats all i can say
maipinkbear 0
well you weren't having sex with your hand so it's not really the same thing